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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the 最佳, 返回页首 of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long 日 of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill 说 to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task 由 concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped 唱歌 and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in 更多 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut 草 makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be 更多 下一个 week.
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Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, 夏洛特 here.
Mom: How are 你 doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...
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Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake 爱情 notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near 你 falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS 或者 If 你 find a 衬衫 store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the 食物 court and go to a fast 食物 place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a 表 唱歌 elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as 你 can "I 爱情 THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT 日 AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until 你 see an old lady/guy...
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this 文章 to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, 你 did it. 你 FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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