1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) 你 偷了 that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can 你 tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a 随意 shopping 大车, 购物车 and push it into a wall, 或者 shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure 你 have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the...
continue reading...