Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...
1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open 由 themselves.
2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call 你 Admiral.
3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until 你 hear the penny 你 dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
4. Do Tai Chi exercises.
5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
6. Meow occasionally....
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