How can 你 get four 《金装律师》 for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
How do 恐龙 pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
What do 你 call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do 你 call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
How do 你 make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.
How do 你 make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
How do 你 prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.
If a long dress is evening...
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