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    Police are investigating a 火, 消防 at a local school building, which was full of what are now dead children and teachers. 或者 at least, presumed dead, as no bodies have actually been found. There was only one person left: a seemingly deranged babbling female teacher speaking of a giant blob, of sorts. The police instantly dismissed her ramblings as those of a traumatized and stressed mind and went back to work. Their investigation turned up large amounts of sulfur, which was very odd and completely unexplained. Most dismissed it, saying that the science labs must have just...
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This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern 日 issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). 爱情 或者 hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years 以前 were blacks 给 the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...
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1. Know how to make 你 smile when 你 are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but 你 always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give 你 the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind 你 and put his arms around 你

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer 你 plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of 爱情 .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when 你 take...
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Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO 你 WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

你 CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY 你 HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY 日 (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

婊子, 子 WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT 屁股 CUZ 你 CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

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Happy Holidays~
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What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.


-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first 日 after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do 你 want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do 你 爱情 me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do 你 think that one 日 你 may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can 你 吻乐队(Kiss) me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do 你 think that 你 may 冲床 me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the 最佳, 返回页首 in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D