If 你 think 你 阅读 all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real 粉丝 Twilight fan, wait until 你 read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega 粉丝 of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 以前 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 爱情 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega 粉丝 of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 以前 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 爱情 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can 删除 the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused 由 Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle 你 with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a 心 attack; his 心 lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Salati is a leopard that was adopted 由 the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate 动物 that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became 老友记 with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a 小狗 at the time.
你 would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two 动物 connected from the first moment. Now the two 动物 are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
Hayley
Kat: 你 spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and 你 know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO 爱情 AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, 你 stay since 你 live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and 你 know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO 爱情 AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, 你 stay since 你 live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first 文章 I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 年 old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If 你 met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know 你 don't hit when 你 don't get what 你 want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's 更多 but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what 你 think in 评论 please:)
O.K I have a 7 年 old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If 你 met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know 你 don't hit when 你 don't get what 你 want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's 更多 but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what 你 think in 评论 please:)
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
