What they really stand for

I don’t know what makes 你 so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told 你 to be yourself simply couldn’t have 给 你 worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t 你 have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let 你 mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are 你 always this stupid 或者 are 你 making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like 你 before – but I had to pay an admission.

If 你 took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d 爱情 to help 你 out…now, which way did 你 come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall 墙 and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 秒 and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....