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A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she 说 it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written 由 a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As 你 will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here 你 go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
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I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet 你 didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If 你 don't straighten up, I'm going to knock 你 into the middle of 下一个 week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I 说 so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me 更多 LOGIC .


"If 你 fall out of that 摇摆, 秋千 and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...

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A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of 糖果 per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each 年 on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix 食物 to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...

*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an 苹果 to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit 由 a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking 前锋, 期待 to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking 前锋, 期待 to my new world
Writing names, 写作 names, YEAH!
Writing...

The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A 狼 named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do 你 want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." 回复 Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are 你 doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...