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Good Morning

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awesome Statues

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随意

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随意

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Random?

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随意 =D

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Guide to Mummification

posted by Lady_Rebel

People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as 你 read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in 欧洲 used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell 你 about is Ancient Egypt. 更多 specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...

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Calliope channel episode 5

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS 你 KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF 粉丝 LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this 显示 i allways see a new guest 星, 星级 so i was wondering how do 你 do it?
你 WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS 显示 BEING ON THIS 显示 AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest 星, 星级 is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your 老友记 are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if 你 make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!

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野兔野兔 Yukai Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

*music*
Nazonazo mitai ni
chikyuugi wo tokiakashitara
Minna de doko made mo ikeru ne
*music*
Wakuwaku shitai to negainagara sugoshiteta yo
Kanaetekureta no wa dare nano?
Jikan no hate made boooon!!
Wa-pu de ru-pu
na kono omoi wa
Nani mo kamo wo makikonda souzou de asobou
Aru hareta hi no koto
Mahou ijou no yukai
ga
Kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou janai wa
*music*
Ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
Ureshisa wo atsumeyou
Kantan nanda yo
konna no
Oikakete ne tsukamaete mite
Ooki na yume
yume suki deshou?
*music*
Iroiro yosou ga
dekisou de dekinai
mirai
Some demo hitotsu
dake wakaru yo
*music*
Kirakira hikatte atsui
kumo...

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something to do

posted by TDItwin

here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this 随意 ninger play (sorry if i offend 你 i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a 月 so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are 你 in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an 情绪硬核 makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what 你 mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for 你 !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate 你 !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an 情绪硬核 he has no emotins except for the one that is 情绪硬核 ...GOD WHY DO 你 EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 秒 till 你 all cry total ninger theme song

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100 问题 to Ask Your Parents

posted by pure-angel

I Found that on the internet

1. When 你 were young, were 你 involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement 或者 against Vietnam? Why 或者 why not?

2. What tells 你 when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your 最喜爱的 car when 你 were young?

4. How often do 你 go over the speed limit?

5. Were 你 considered 流行的 in middle school 或者 high school? Why 或者 why not?

6. Did 你 have big fights with your mom when 你 were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did 你 have big fights with your dad when 你 were...

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60 随意 phrases

posted by black_magics

1.The 'poke' button on 脸谱 is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I 迷失 my phone, can 你 call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time 你 turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him 或者 her that you’ve 迷失 your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he 或者 she has anything...

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50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House

posted by CullenProperty

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the 烤箱 on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...

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太空壁纸

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75 Completely 随意 and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If 你 keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical 鱼 stores.

4.A Wisconsin 叉车 operator for a Miller 啤酒 distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper 展示 him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her 你爱情 her.

5. Call her before 你 sleep and after 你 wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease 你 back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her 最喜爱的 movie with her 或者 her 最喜爱的显示 even if 你 think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

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Always Remember These 27 Facts When Liking A Guy.

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. 你 have to tell a guy what 你 really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys 爱情 their moms 或者 grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. 你 can never understand him unless 你 listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

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Alpha & Echo

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