Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing 你 naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't 你 have some laundry to do 或者 something?
你 are so cute when 你 get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a 分钟 - I get it. What time of the 月 is it?
你 sure 你 don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of 婊子, 子 flakes this morning!
Who are 你 kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Sorry. I was just picturing 你 naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't 你 have some laundry to do 或者 something?
你 are so cute when 你 get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a 分钟 - I get it. What time of the 月 is it?
你 sure 你 don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of 婊子, 子 flakes this morning!
Who are 你 kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At 晚餐 time quietly throw 食物 but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my 屁股 is fat 或者 i stuff twinkies in my 屁股 make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a 痣, 鼹鼠 dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores 由 lying on him saying stuff like Jason 说 that he was going to kick my 屁股 或者 something like that
☆Tell him to give 你 a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like 你 heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At 晚餐 time quietly throw 食物 but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my 屁股 is fat 或者 i stuff twinkies in my 屁股 make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a 痣, 鼹鼠 dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores 由 lying on him saying stuff like Jason 说 that he was going to kick my 屁股 或者 something like that
☆Tell him to give 你 a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like 你 heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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Tayloraddict-1
Become a 粉丝 today
This is very funny I told some of my 老友记 and they laughed.
Kids, don't try this at 首页 XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on 更多 thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on 墙 so hard, knock self into the 下一个 room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into 鲨鱼 tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Kids, don't try this at 首页 XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on 更多 thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on 墙 so hard, knock self into the 下一个 room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into 鲨鱼 tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*