随意 Club
加入
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
 XD random~!
added by
照片
随意
funny
哈哈
picture
image
awesome
meme
added by PoddoChan
Source: Internet
added by Shelly_McShelly
added by OuroborosSnyder
added by msanders2008
added by msanders2008
added by KatiiCullen94
added by OuroborosSnyder
added by Shelly_McShelly
added by Shelly_McShelly
added by gwen1234
added by goodgirl1
Source: To Me!! Always ME!!!
added by TwilighterSabby
Source: http://icanhascheezburger.com/page/1
added by Mallory101
added by apok
posted by TheRealSexyKate
Q: Why did the 带, 皮带 get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Q: Why did the blonde become a big 篮球 fan?

A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But 你 forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."

There was a little boy and a little girl...
continue reading...
posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: 嘿 lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were 你 only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK 你 HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 小时 LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been 更多 understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story 由 thing because 你 know it's 由 me*
posted by EllentheStrange
The smell of blood filled the air Elizabeth breathed.Anthony had cut himself again.Elizabeth started shaking and her eyes turned black.She needed the blood.
"Elizabeth,are 你 ok?It's just a cut,"Anthony said.She then ran out the door and into the 下一个 house.Elizabeth slowly crawled into a five 年 old girl's bedroom.The girl slowly opened her eyes to Elizabeth.Elizabeth put a 枕头 over her head.
"Hush little baby,don't make a sound.Hush little baby,don't make a move.This is going to hurt me 更多 than you,"Elizabeth sang quietly to the girl.She then climbed on 最佳, 返回页首 of the girl and squeezed...
continue reading...
posted by MiizLadiDiime
dear,2timer

你 说 你 loved me
你 说 你 cared
你 说 i was the moon in 你 dark sky
你 说 i made 你 心 complete
你 说 i made 你 smile when 你 were weak
你 说 no girl could compare
你 说 i was beautiful
你 说 i was the first real 吻乐队(Kiss) 你 ever had
你 lied
你 played me
yo turned my world black
你 broke my 心 and made me weak
你 fucked my so called friend
你 made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
你 cheat 你 bastard! don't come round here again cuz 你 fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I 爱情 you, not! I hope 你 like my 爱情 letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…

from, girl with gun
added by SymmaGirl2
added by Dreamtime