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story of a vampire girl ch. 1

posted by Fangirl99

another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when 你 hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry 或者爱情你 more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave 你 with my ring and this last letter.
I have 迷失 myself and don't try to call me 或者 come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to 你 and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if 你 let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and 你 too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
你 will have your own life, everything 你 wanted with you.
你 will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm 床, 床上 when your old, knowing that 你 did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 爱情 you, I 爱情你 so much...

~Reah

Leah and Pie's 12 Days of not-so 圣诞节

posted by Cyrusrocks

My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.

On the first 日 of 圣诞节 my true 爱情 gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the 秒日 of 圣诞节 my true 爱情 gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third 日 of 圣诞节 my true 爱情 gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth 日 of 圣诞节 my true 爱情 gave to me, four suburban trucks, 树 moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth 日 of Cristmas my true love...

Okay a 万圣节前夕 story but technically its not a scary story cause its a trues story but it is scary

posted by Free_Spirit

Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists 或者 pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. 由 the way i really wanted a long title

okay so in Australia out in...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 3}

posted by Yama

I went into my room after being 迷失 in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a 淋浴 to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the 淋浴 feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew 晚餐 was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for 晚餐 too. She was...

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Brooklyn Rage Lyrics

posted by InvaderCynder

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I 爱情 it!)
All I do is just believe in the 心 of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as 你 are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let 你 see us cry, unless we want 你 to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if 你 are interested. But we will later deny it 或者 make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot 或者 sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for 你 (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if 你 don't like what we wear...

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23 随意 funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with 你 guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 下一个 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your 问题 to the class.

6.Sit in...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - 最佳, 返回页首 20 列表

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, 或者 to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get 你 in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly 由 giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the 下一个 family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - 你 may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin 帽 and feed him grapes when...

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping 大车, 购物车 and switch the items with stuff from the person 下一个 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 你 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 你 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and 你 know it bomb Iraq
If 你 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If 你 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 你 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

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Cute 情绪硬核爱情语录

posted by invadercalliope

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one 你 love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say 你爱情 me unless 你 really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like 你 could 吻乐队（Kiss） my imperfections away,
And I would stand 由 your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to 你 on everything I am,
And I dedicate to 你 all that I have,
And I promise 你 that I will stand right 由 your side,
Forever and always, until the 日 I die.

I’m not crying over what 你 said;
It’s what 你 didn’t say that...

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How to Be Annoying

posted by Tamar20

Have 你 ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this 文章 is right for you! Hahaha. 你 know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that 你 have to go to the bathroom, and that 你 think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are 你 doing okay in there?". To make it even 更多 annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When 你 arrive at the 下一个 stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If 你 are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach 你 all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now 你 know how to do it!
Now, if 你 want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and 显示 your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if 你 win, 你 get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If 你 are a winner check everything on your profile.