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Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The 日 came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing 你 know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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posted by cloudstrifefan
Everything 你 can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh 识骨寻踪 are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do 你 always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd 你 treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can 你 tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The 操纵杆, 游戏杆 is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her 更多 attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do 你 say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are 你 boys all in the same band?
A3: Do 你 guys all play for the Green 湾 Packers?

Q: How do 你 make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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posted by MileySelena982
1. We only cry infront of 你 when we
a) want 你 to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini 短裙, 裙子 when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If 你 ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't 或者 feel like 你 should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, 或者 angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If 你 think we like to hang out with 你 every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have 你 ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When 你 ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we 爱情 you... 你 better believe it.
posted by orangeturnip
things that make you...


being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly 你 become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way 你 look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww 或者 not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have 你 become?


im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one 随意 act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

爱情 yourself
爱情 the world
spread some joy

爱情 peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who 你 are.
dont let the world change you

thank 你 for taking the time to read ... this came from my 心 and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3
haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 分钟 looking at the 橙子, 橙色 果汁 box because it 说 "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. 你 can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say 你 should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching 电视 由 candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find 电视 very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if 你 talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're 老友记 with other guys.

But when you're sitting 下一个 to us, and some 随意 guy walks into the room
 and 你 jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if 你 sit there and talk to him for ten 分钟 without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were 你 3 hours ago?
2. Who are 你 in 爱情 with?
3. Have 你 ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything 粉, 粉色 within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time 你 went to the mall?
6. Are 你 wearing socks right now?
7. Do 你 have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time 你 drove out of town?
9. Have 你 been to the 电影院 in the last 5 days?
10. Are 你 hot?
11. What was the last thing 你 had to drink?
12. What are 你 wearing right now?
13. Do 你 wash your car 或者 let the car wash do it?
14. Last 食物 that 你 ate?
15. Where were 你 last week...
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MGMT
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A kinda stupid song XD I 爱情 to listen to it because it lacks any real purpose.
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FrancoDean@YT
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stewie's reaction is funny XD
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Here is a 随意 game I saw online. Just think of 随意 ways 你 can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks 你 can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my 老友记 do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to 随意 people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles 唱歌 the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...
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