Why Did the Chicken 交叉, 十字架 the Road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road 或者 not. The chicken is either with us 或者 it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not 交叉, 十字架 the road with THAT chicken. What do 你 mean 由 chicken? Could 你 define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road 或者 the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only 交叉, 十字架 roads, but...
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