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Princess Anna and 皇后乐队 Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do 你 miss swimming?"

Elsa 说 "Well I guess I do."

Anna 说 "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."

Elsa 说 "Problem?"

Anna 说 "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."

Elsa 说 "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."

Anna 说 "Don't worry. I've been to this lake...

Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a 日 off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...

Song tune: link

They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make 你 wave and pout,

So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,

The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,

They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and...

So for a long while now I've been into travel and wanderlust. For even longer, I have been obsessed with fictional characters. One 日 I got to thinking about where my 收藏夹 might go if they lived in our world/time period.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

For Regina I had a few thoughts. I think that she'd go somewhere romantic like France 或者 Italy 或者 possibly even Spain. In the end she strikes me as 更多 of an Italy type of woman. I feel like France would be too softly romantic for her if that makes sense. Personally I associate Italy with a 更多 passionately romantic vibe. I can see her...

Sidney Nebraska. 60 miles east of Cheyenne Wyoming.

Just south of Interstate 80 was an airport. A small passenger plane with two propellers landed on the runway, and headed for the hangar.

Mark: *Watching the plane* He's here. Let's bring the truck to him.
Pilot: *Opens a door, and grabs a 箱, 板条箱 from one of the seats*
Mark: *Driving a Silverado, he stops 下一个 to the plane*
Pilot: Mr. Ason. You're early.
Mark: I just wanted to help 你 unload the goods myself.
Pilot: Very kind of you. I got three 更多 crates. This one has the important stuff I mentioned over the phone.

A man in a black suit opened the...

Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm 写作 this 文章 in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the 最佳, 返回页首 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which...

Sir Pham turned around, as he then got knocked over. Sir Pham shot magic at them, but missed.

Sir Pham stood, laughing his head off, “you brats trying to destroy me? 你 will be destroyed if 你 even try me! And too bad! Your magical 老友记 are dead! So is Cameron!”

Sam gaped at him, suddenly realizing that all the magical creatures had been killed. They were all innocent animals, just trying to protect Cameron, and now they were dead, because of him.
    
“You won’t get away with this!” Sam yelled, opening her wings.

She flew high above Sir Pham. “I bet 你 can’t...