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When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If 你 don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but 你 play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the 街, 街道 my house was on was skirted 由 a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. 你 could run through...

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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do 你 call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...

I saw this elderly gentleman dining 由 himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his 日 由 talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then 迷失 contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he 说 he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California,...

嘿 there 任天堂 粉丝 im making a new series based off Nintendos beloved characters from the super Mario series. If 你 are interested click on my 个人资料 for 更多 information. If not then read on maybe 你 will get interested?

ENJOY :D made 由 one HUGE 任天堂 粉丝 (SeeUV3 aka me)

粉, 粉色 Yoshi (Main character)

Name: Marry-ann-Hato
Age: 13 1/2 (currently)
日期 of birth: ( 2000,july 7th)
personality : Clumsy,kind,a bit too nice sometimes,blunt ,happy ,lovable

Likes: singing, Dancing,Performing,Drawing
Dislikes: Math,Science,Geography

Power Type: electro porter (power of technology and...