1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"
2. Interrogate people as if 你 worked for the FBI.
3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell 你 to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"
4. Sing your 最喜爱的 song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.
5. Follow 随意 people off and tell them what to buy every 分钟 或者 so. If 你 get in trouble, say 你 were helping the person make educated choices.
6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your 领, 衣领 and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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