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Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are 你 up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any 破烂, 垃圾 食物 或者 soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if 你 worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell 你 to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your 最喜爱的 song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow 随意 people off and tell them what to buy every 分钟 或者 so. If 你 get in trouble, say 你 were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your 领, 衣领 and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

I hope 你 enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all 你 opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't 你 see, the resolve to cut 你 reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here 你 go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet 你 didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

Some of 你 girls will remember that on Wednesday i told 你 that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news 来源 HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated 由 her parents Tish and Billy 射线, 雷 Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile 以前 and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started 表演 out...

DO 你 wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater 粉丝 then 你 might not wanna read this but if 你 do and it affends 你 then leave a 评论 and i can tell 你 in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned 你 so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...