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smartone123 it is

NomyCake THIS. This is the best thing I've seen all day.

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rabidbee777 it so adorable i think my heads gonna explode....*head gets bigger* AH!ITS STARTING!!!

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20 things to do in stores to make people say: "What the heck?".

posted by numnumyellow67

1.Stand 下一个 to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks 由 you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume 你 can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as 你 can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like 你 are scanning the 牛奶 and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a 短裙, 裙子 and do yoga in the middle of the store....

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ways to annoy your teacher

posted by lanydoodle

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as 你 walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 你 for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

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Mittens

posted by Juilet1234

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect 你 from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life 你 wore heavy mittens. If 你 dial a phone, try to use a remote control, 或者 try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much 更多 difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much 更多 difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything 你 see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

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20 Rules of a Douchebag

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are 更多 important than her.
4. She needs to get 你食物 while 你 sit and do whatever 你 want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. 拍击, smack, 味道 her 屁股 and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that 你爱情 her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. 移动 somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...

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iTunes Fun!! XP

posted by Caligirl2011

So open up your iTunes 或者音乐 player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl 你 like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. 日 song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. 爱情 song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong

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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

posted by karpach_14

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like 你 for a minute, and then forget 你 afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are 你 doing something?” 或者 “Have 你 eaten already?” are the first usual 问题 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...

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最佳, 返回页首 10 Common Dreams Explained

posted by R33n33sm3

Some dreams stay with 你 long after you've woken up.
...
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
...
1. Faulty 或者 lost...

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28 things guys wish girls knew

posted by karpach_13

28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as 你 think we all are.

2.. No matter what 你 say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like 你 to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call 你 beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If 你 have cramps and we ask 你 what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the 月 and nothing more.

9.. If 你 really...

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101 things to do in wal-mart

posted by karpach_13

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分钟 intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 你 can get
to 加入 in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department 由 sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as 你 see fit.

9. When there are...

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Random....Questions answer...

posted by moolah

Questions:
Do 你 think Eggs are disgusting?

Are 狗 cute?

Do 你 fish?

Are 你 at the age where 你 can drink?

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

Do 你 have a boyfriend 或者 girlfriend?

Do 你 know who Hayley Steele is?

Have 你 ever watched Good Luck Charlie?

Ever taken a sponge bath?

Do 你 have your ears pierced?

Ever broken your butt?

茶 is…?

Ever READ Twilight Saga?

Ever burnt 浓情巧克力 in the microwave?

Ever wanted to die before?

Any siblings?

浓情巧克力 Pie is Gross?

Do 你 have a cat?

Do 你 have a dog?

Have 你 ever had a baby?

Are 你 father 或者 a mother 或者 nothing?

Do 你 write stories?

Your best friend’s name is…?

If 你 had a catch phrase what would it be?

最喜爱的 singer?

Is Robert Pattinson hot 或者 what?

Yes 或者 No?

Black 或者 White?

How to post 答案 with 问题 Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)

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I H8 THE BITCHES IN MY CLASS

posted by MiizLadiDiime

Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in 年 8 yeah i 说 it 年 eight they act like deh 18 或者 sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u 吻乐队（Kiss）或者 snog 吻乐队（Kiss） oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i 爱情你 i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 吻乐队（Kiss） kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang 你 oh come 巢穴, den, 书房 fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i 迷失 my virginty ooh yh she abused...

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Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by milorox18

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if 你 talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're 老友记 with other guys.

But when you're sitting 下一个 to us, and some 随意 guy walks into the room  and 你 jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if 你 sit there and talk to him for ten 分钟 without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

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things a guy should know about a girl

posted by bvbmary15

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her 你爱情 her.

5. Call her before 你 sleep and after 你 wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease 你 back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her 最喜爱的 movie with her 或者 her 最喜爱的显示 even if 你 think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...

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Ranty-cat in a nutshell

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So COVID 19 is our technical 2319 situation just like in monsters inc

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Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 23: 鸭, 德雷克 of the 99 龙

posted by windwakerguy430

I was really not looking 前锋, 期待 to this game. 鸭, 德雷克 of the 99 龙 is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… 更多 so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published 由 Majesco and developed 由 Idol FX, 鸭, 德雷克 of the 99 龙 was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with 鸭, 德雷克 of the 99 龙 getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being 鸭, 德雷克 of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 6: Fray

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game 由 the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, 你 play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. 你 can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...

death the kid

This 随意 照片 contains 动漫, 漫画书, 漫画, 卡通, and 漫画卡通.

This 随意照片 contains 动漫, 漫画书, 漫画, 卡通, and 漫画卡通.