1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give 你 a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if 你 can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your 日 been?", and let the doors close.
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures...
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