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埃米纳姆

posted by kassilove

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of 埃米纳姆 aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of 埃米纳姆 and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” 或者 even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

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help with YOUR pranks

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The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501

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Have your 老友记 call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...
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April Fools 日 Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033

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Celebrate our 最喜爱的 holiday (or any 日 for that matter) with the April Fool's 日 Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842

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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

(i had to add that extra gunk) XD

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Why can't I own a Canadian?

posted by Cantwait4book5

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses 建议 to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she 说 that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned 由 a east coast resident, which was 发布 on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank 你 for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...

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Tears before Joy

posted by xSiVePux

I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered 问题 has been solved out 由 the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back 由 those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my 心 still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

More pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened...

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The definition of LOVE!

posted by demon_wolf

noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
–noun
1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment 或者 deep affection, as for a parent, child, 或者 friend.
3.
sexual passion 或者 desire.
4.
a person toward whom 爱情 is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, 或者 the like): Would 你 like to see a movie, love?
6.
a 爱情 affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros 或者 Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the...

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Simlover4 答案 your 问题 about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some 问题 about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell 你 the 答案

first, 你 can NOT see polar bears in the 街, 街道 and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know 你 won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is 阅读 this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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A Mini Fic I'd Like Criticism On

posted by InvaderStorm

He leaned against the wall, 心 thumping and out of breath. He’d managed it, what everyone told him was impossible. He’d escaped them for what must have been the millionth time. He had told the world about it, but of course, nobody believed him, as nobody ever escapes them.
They had unimaginable power, with forces and numbers greater then anything 你 have ever seen. They wanted him dead. Not the ‘you 偷了 my soda and I am going to kill you’ dead, they didn’t stand childish antics like that. No, they wanted him 6 feet under dead. But he escaped every time....

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RANDOM: Weird Al Eat it Lyrics

posted by dramaqueen00

eat it now!

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no 葡萄干 Bran
Well, don't 你 know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of 食物你 hate ooh
You won't get no 甜点 'till 你 clean off your plate
So eat it, don't 你 tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some 更多 chicken, have some 更多 pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled 或者 fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten worst endings I could think of

posted by Canada24

#1: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing pulled that line..

#2; TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I loved this show, but it become less and less 流行的 after Charlie left. And the producer, espically...

Razilee and Elijah Part 3 Rumors For A November 2021 Release

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Razilee and Elijah Part 3 Unconfirmed Poster

The new and secretively hidden Razilee and Elijah Part 3 film hasn't made any impact 或者 any appearances during November 2020 Kindness 日 Project, 或者 at YT Winter Fest 2020, unlike the 秒 film, Razilee and Elijah: Part 2's first announcement in December 2019.

With that said, an unusual release 日期 was announced for a November 2021 release at the third Razilee and Elijah film. Nothing of the film has surfaced, storyline, plot, new project and effects prepared for the third film has been announced. In other words, the third film is as secretive as a film could get. The release 日期 of November...

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I might finally see Walking Dead, seasons 6 & 7

posted by Canada24

I missed my chance.. I'm always one 年 behind in this show.. But now that their 展示 every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).

It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a 显示 like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)

Life's too short for the wrong job.

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