Demotivationals

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her 你 爱情 her.

5. Call her before 你 sleep and after 你 wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease 你 back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her 最喜爱的 movie with her 或者 her 最喜爱的 显示 even if 你 think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...

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