Nar Whals

1. Grab your spoon and put 食物 on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water 或者 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 表 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 你 take a drink of your water 或者 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 你 got your 甜点 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 你 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!

Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One 日 in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: 你 B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI 火, 消防 breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! 火, 消防 BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
伦敦 tipton: *raped*
THE END!