If Mr. 豆 had a Baby...

Angel
Angel Eyes
Angel Face (to me this one is a little werid)
Babe ( I like to be called this one)
Baby (I 爱情 to be call this one too)
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Baby Girl (I 爱情 to be called this one)
Babykins
Baby 爱情
Beautiful (this one doesnt fit for me)
Beloved
Blossom
Blue Eyes (or in my case brown eyes)
Bumpkin
Buttercup
Butterfly
Candy
Cherry
Cherub
Chick
Chunky (If a my man called me this ohhhh lord he be crusin for a brusin)
Cinnamon
Cookie
Cuddles
Cuddly
Cuteness
Cutie
Darling
Dear
Dearest
Dear 心
Dewdrop (all I have to say is lolz)
Diamond
Doll
Dove
Dream 船, 小船 (this one makes us sound kinda...

1: Do 你 sleep with your closet doors open 或者 closed?

2: Do 你 take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3: Do 你 sleep with your sheets tucked in 或者 out?

4: Have 你 ever stolen a 街, 街道 sign before?

5: Do 你 like to use post-it notes?

6: Do 你 cut out coupons but then never use them?

7: Would 你 rather be attacked 由 a big 熊 或者 a swarm of a bees?

8: Do 你 have freckles? partly, but they're hard to notice so not really.

9: Do 你 always smile for pictures?

14: Do 你 ever dance even if theres no 音乐 playing?

15: Do 你 chew your pens and pencils?

16: How many people...

every 小时 of every day, gamblers lose $696,000 in Las Vegas casinos

south africa fad: some boys in cape town have their upper teeth extracted to look cool

at last count, the U.S. had 612,020 fast 食物 cooks and only 393,730 farm workers

sean connery and lionel richie both keep their oscars in the bathroom

a heated 碎石机, jaw骨, 布瑞克 can explode when bitten into

studies 显示 that covering a wart with duct tape is 更多 effective than having a doctor remove it

your 更多 likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket then 你 winning the lottery

a glass bottle can take as long as 4,000 years to decompose

in...

found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her 比萨, 比萨饼 cut into six pieces 或者 twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did 你 get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office 厨房 one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...

So, this isn't a guide on how to cure depression. As they say, if 你 can't produce your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine. If 你 need medication and a therapist, there is no shame in that. Some of these might help, though, so give them a try.

1:
Every few months 或者 so, just sit down, relax, light some incense, and clear your mind. Comfortable?? Good, now take a pen (fountain pens work best) and write down all of the things 你 are grateful for. the world is wonderful and full of all kinds of happy things. Maybe you're grateful for your parents, maybe 你 have a toy 你 like. Maybe...

Okay so I was browsing the net and I found this lovely piece of work, that was published just two months ago. link
Apparently this is a 'student run' new site. So much for the plagiarism policy. Like at least give an exact link--as your site automatically generates for anyone who copies and pastes your work. But don't worry I already put that up 最佳, 返回页首 myself, out of respect. Anyhow I find it very funny how professionally set up this site is and yet they're utilizing my work without my permission and without even linking me to it. It's one thing to post my work (with credits) in appreciation of...

SAW TORTURE

In this method, the victim is hung upside down, so that the blood will rush to their heads and keep them conscious during the long torture. The torturer would then saw through the victims’ bodies until they were completely sawed in half. Most were cut up only in their abdomen to prolong their agony.

WOODEN HORSE/SPANISH DONKEY

One of the torture devices during the Spanish Inquisition and medieval ages, this is probably one of the most gruesome of them all. The victim is put astride, naked, on a donkey-like apparatus, which is actually a vertical wooden board with a sharp V-wedge...

So a while back I made two 文章 about my 最喜爱的 villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an 文章 like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated 列表 of my 最佳, 返回页首 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed 或者 simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...

Got inspired 由 324anna's 文章 :)







10. Emily Ratajkowski
I thought she looked odd when I first saw the clip of Blurred Lines. Looked again and completely changed my mind! She does have exotic features but she doesn't look strange to me anymore, just stunning.


9. Olivia Munn
She's very unique looking, she can pull off pretty much anything. I 爱情 her freckles and her hazel eyes, it meshes well with her 橄榄 skin and her dark hair.


8. J-Lo
It's gotta be a sin to look this good in your 40s. She's famous for her assets but damn, there's so much 更多 to her beauty, this woman is mad beautiful....

Expanded on from a Tumblr post I saw.

Kids, there's no such thing as an opposite gender 或者 sex. That belief is fucking toxic.

The phrases imply there are only two genders and only two sexes. That's very very very very wrong - take it from me, a nonbinary kid who doesn't identify as fully a girl 或者 a boy.

'Cause look, there are boys and there are girls. Most people are like that. But 你 can also be neither a boy nor a girl. 或者 你 can be a little of both. 或者 something else entirely. There aren't just two genders and being nonbinary is probably a little 更多 common than 你 think.

And there aren't...

1) Go to a public place, and say "Idiot! Look at me!" see how many people look at you, they are now an idiot.
2) TRY TO LICK YOUR ELBOW!!!
3) Get up during class and just sit on the floor.
4) Give money to children in need.
5) Go up to your friend and say vioces tell me things evil things.
6) Do what 你 want.
7) Look at the person sitting 下一个 to 你 until they laugh.
8) Put on red face paint, then walk around in public mumbling to yourself loudly 'No one wants to PLAY with me'.
9) Go to any store and carry a hammer. Sing wrecking ball to anyone that walks by.
10) Pretend your a doll and yell this...