1. If using a touch-tone, press 随意 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable. "10-4 Good Buddy!"
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival 比萨, 比萨饼 place is on the other line andyou're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give your address and exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their 问题 with questions.
9. Tell them to put the crust on 最佳, 返回页首 this time.
10. Do not...
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