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建议 for guys :P (because they REALLY need it)!!!!!

posted by teamsalvatore98

1.we hate it when 你 grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when 你 cheat,we hate 你 and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like 你 understand PMS,because 你 dont.So stop 表演 like it.

4.when 你 stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and 你 get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So 你 may as well stfu.

5.when 你 flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if 你 arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like 你 dont care.We want...

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Bored in Class, 或者 just want to Laugh Your Heads off?

posted by karpach_13

1)Devise a secret code with your 老友记 then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask 问题 so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s 问题 in slow motion 2)Answer 问题 only with one word
3)Scream 随意 words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” 或者 “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer 问题 in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...

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179 Ways to Annoy People

posted by Mallory101

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

179 Ways to Annoy People:

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If 你 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal 由 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 你 think."

7. Claim that 你 must always wear a bicycle 头盔 as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...

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Do's and Don'ts If 你 Have Gotten 迷失

posted by Renesmee_XD

So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway 你 never take, 或者 teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from 迷失 to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see 你 crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person 或者 kindly...

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Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me?

posted by smileyfaceddude

Like the 标题 says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My 老友记说 that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Kitty pow wow:Character comparisons

posted by meow_girl

Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to 日本动漫 and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley 你 remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex 你 remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did 你 get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have 你 know I invited my...

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The Horrible Truth part 3

posted by HaleyDewit

Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few 秒 later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating 你 this way and 你 know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...

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my longest chat with the clever - cleverbot

posted by orangeturnip

User: Wendigo 或者 yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome 或者 disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious 或者 vile; an action that arouses disgust 或者 abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with 你 at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak 你 soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...

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My Experiences with Racism

posted by sapherequeen

It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different 街, 街道 in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made 你 feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of 首页 that it always gave me. I also made new 老友记 immediately; a little girl named...

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Five Ways To Die (or get severely injured) 由 A 香蕉

posted by amethyst44

Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a 香蕉 strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the 列表你 have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the 香蕉 peel. Bananas like to be wackos and 显示 themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if 你 are near a slippery...

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WOMAN'S TYPE~~~~~~~~its niccc..♥♥♥

posted by scarlet009

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the 表 with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the 牛奶 carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check 或者 charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a 电视 set in her purse.
"So, do 你 always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did 你 get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been 给 your share !

HE: Will 你 come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make 你 very happy
SHE: Why? Are 你 leaving?

HE: What would 你 say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If 爱情 is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should 你 believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that 狗爱情 to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at 你 if 你 blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a 树 falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the 五角大楼 were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a 沙锅, 砂锅

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole 鸭

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the 下一个 car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The 更多 it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying 你 should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the 评论 which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz 你 hate America."

3. When 你 go to the princible's office, and when he asks why 你 were sent, say, "I wrote that 你 sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam 答案

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited 由 mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah 甜点 and traveled 由 Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an 苹果 tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened 面包 which is 面包 made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

你 came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one 日 embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I 爱情 the special bond that we beutifully share,
I 爱情 the way 你显示 u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever 安全 within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When 你 meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are 你 doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't 你 try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When 你 ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer 牛油, 黄油 Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as 你 can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when 你 laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...