FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for 食物
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason 你 have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents 由 their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail 你 out of jail and tell 你 what 你 did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin 下一个 to 你 sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen 你 cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about 你 with direct 语录 from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave 你 behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

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► Play. The Moments
▌▌ Pause. The Memoriies
■ Stop. The Pain
◄◄ Rewiind. The Happiness

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GIRL: do i ever 交叉, 十字架 ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: do u like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u cry if i left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u live 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u do anything 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: choos-my 或者 your life
BOY: my life
the girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
the reason u never 交叉, 十字架 my mind is cuz ur always on my mind.the reason y i dont like u is cuz i 爱情 u. the reason i dont want u is cuz i need u.the reason y i wouldent cry if u left is cuz i would die if u left
the reason i wouldnt live 4 u is cuz i would die 4 u.the reason im not willing to do anything 4 u is cuz i would do every thing 4 u.The reason i would choose my life is cuz, u r my life.

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