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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE 你 ENJOY AND LEARN TEN THINGS ABOUT ME!
Now let's start
Plz take your seats
ok are 你 ready well i will just go anyway!~
1. I have a youtobe acount i am InvaderCalliope on youtobe also
2.i am using a laptop
3.i cosplay alot
4.My fave 显示 is Invader Zim
5.I 爱情 阅读 manga
6.I can be very creepy sometimes
7. i 爱情 to make this face :3
8. i have a pet ferret,cat,bunny,and 2 dogs
9.i 爱情 to run
10.i am epic
Now i hope 你 enjoyed 阅读 this.
Now let's party!
then we can start a riot!
YAY!
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Air, pollution, hair drying and the curling irons...

These all take their toll on healthy hair. After a while, hair loses its shine and volume.

That's why we have a trick for 你 today to put the shine back in your locks using natural products.

The first thing 你 need to do is beat an egg white with two 表 spoons of 苹果 vinegar. Apply this mix to your hair and let it work for 15 minutes.

Then wash your hair with shampoo and use the conditioner that 你 usually do.

Now 你 are ready for the 下一个 step. While 你 have the first mix on, boil some water with parsley. Before washing your hair, take out the parsley and let the left over parsley water cool. Bring it with 你 when 你 wash out your hair.

Attention: when 你 wash out the shampoo and the conditioner, then apply the parsley water for one last shine treatment.

Between the egg mix and the parsley, your hair should be truly shiny.

你 can do this treatment whenever 你 want, because it does not damage your hair.
posted by Omigosh122
Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes 你 make me so mad i wanna throw 你 in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style 你 wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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Researchers in the UK examined 更多 than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A 密封 walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner 商店 - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell 你 what I 爱情 doing 更多 than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo...
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1. When 你 get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why 你 were speeding, tell him 你 wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend 你 are deaf.

4. If he asks if 你 knew how fast 你 were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if 你 can see his gun.

6. When he says 你 aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why 你 were speeding, tell him 你 had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him 由 his first name.

11. Pretend 你 are gay...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All 你 Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's 心 is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. 你 are going to fail the class completely no matter what 你 get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 问题 aloud, 辩论 your 答案 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure 你 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five 分钟 into it, loudly say to the...
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