“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
“I know that 你 believe 你 understand what 你 think I said, but I'm not sure 你 realize that what 你 heard is not what I meant.”
“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag 你 down to his level and beat 你 with experience.”
“I refuse to answer that 问题 on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”
"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me."
"You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'."
"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."
"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest 你 in a sarcastic comment?"
"No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me."
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically 包, 换行 around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell 你 why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can 冲床 them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
“I know that 你 believe 你 understand what 你 think I said, but I'm not sure 你 realize that what 你 heard is not what I meant.”
“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag 你 down to his level and beat 你 with experience.”
“I refuse to answer that 问题 on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”
"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me."
"You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'."
"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."
"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest 你 in a sarcastic comment?"
"No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me."
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically 包, 换行 around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell 你 why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can 冲床 them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
#1: MY SISTER'S EX:
Learning that someone not only cheated on your little sis, but was caught.. It tends to leave certain emotions.
#2: EVERYONE ON TUMBLR:
And Rob Dyke would put me on his 显示 for it.
#3: NICHOL ARBOUR:
Yes, if I had to hit a girl.
#4: MY COUSINS EX:
Again, if I had the balls to hit a girl.. Well, at least toliet her house, like in the movies.. I mean, the girl been part of our family 5 years, and did we ever get a thank 你 for the cruise ride, the really expense meals, the 圣诞节 gifts?.. Nope, after Shane and her broke up, she took our money, and went on with her life. And even did a 泳装, 游泳衣 calander, to add insult to injury.
#5: MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLY:
Just for kicks.
Learning that someone not only cheated on your little sis, but was caught.. It tends to leave certain emotions.
#2: EVERYONE ON TUMBLR:
And Rob Dyke would put me on his 显示 for it.
#3: NICHOL ARBOUR:
Yes, if I had to hit a girl.
#4: MY COUSINS EX:
Again, if I had the balls to hit a girl.. Well, at least toliet her house, like in the movies.. I mean, the girl been part of our family 5 years, and did we ever get a thank 你 for the cruise ride, the really expense meals, the 圣诞节 gifts?.. Nope, after Shane and her broke up, she took our money, and went on with her life. And even did a 泳装, 游泳衣 calander, to add insult to injury.
#5: MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLY:
Just for kicks.