随意 Article: How to make people feel uncomfortable

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posted by invadercalliope

Ok let me tell 你 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy

1)Put your arm around a person 你 don't know

2)Then twirl another 随意 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 随意 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 唱歌 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and 显示 them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 随意 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

PhineasFangirl Wow XD

Lawli-gagger lmao @ 12

DracoLuver Yeah ... raping a random person is gonna land you in jail! x)

teamsalvatore98 did all of these to my frend and he ended up bein my bf xD

Insane4ever Ok seriously......thank you for getting me in jail.....xD

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[NOT A HATERS QUESTION! IT'S A REAL SERIOUS QUESTION]

posted by zanesaaomgfan

How is breaking Dawn Part 1 even going to be PG-13 with the serious scenes?!

Have 你 seen them?
[FRIENDS OPINIONS]

It's so serious!
Too much!
Nessi(my cousin) won't be able to see it!
It is a lot..
I might even wait until it's on demand!
O.O
I'm sorry... Are 你 sure this is PG-13?
That's real? Yeah, real serious bull...
I'm shocked.

[PARENTS]

And my daughters want to see THAT?!
I got kids who are barely 10 and want to see it? No way!
Woah... My children will still see it... Just after the movie, I'll knock 'em out hard enough so they won't remember!
PG-13? PUH-LEASE!

My Opinion

It's way too much for kids....

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To All The TDI/TDA fans- STOP THE WAR

posted by bubblegum05

AS 你 can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the 随意 spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. 你 guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! 你 are wrecking the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 family, and 你 are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If 你 have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.

FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.

This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if 你 want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.

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MY FUNNY CAT BUBBA 8D

posted by rolie1

MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE 日 I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE 床, 床上 AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE 下一个 MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...

AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA

THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!

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Flying 松鼠

posted by grasshopper101

Okay so one 日 my mom was 首页 alone and she walked into the house and there was a 松鼠 sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the 松鼠 started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the 长椅, 沙发 and the 松鼠 flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come 首页 so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the 松鼠 was in her bed!!!

Whoa...I don't think I like 火, 消防 any 更多

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How to ask crush on date: 20 Steps

posted by lzzie

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to 老友记 about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in 爱情 with crush

Step 10: Imagine having 婴儿 with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

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Karoke night at the edge of the world

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随意 pages 4 colouring♥

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wow ._. dafuq I jut read?

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ART WITH COMPUTERS

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What's On My Mind...

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

I'm tired. Very tired. I got hardly any sleep last night, I was too busy on fanpop. Damn 你 fanpop!

Did 你 know, I had a science test today? Well, 你 do now. And it went into break. Yes, the whole of break! I thought that we were going to get some time to chill afterwards but oh no, I had to go straight to English, grrr.
And I'd finished the test; so I may as well have gone outside and been able to eat! Because then I was just hungry and I wait another two hours to eat something. :(
And meanwhile, my friend got to do it in another room, because last time she talked too much in the exam hall,...

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UNIVERSAL WARNING -- PLEASE READ

posted by malloy

For reasons as of yet unknown, 潮流粉丝俱乐部 seems to have something against the website b l o g s p o t . c o m -- posting 链接 from this site will cause 你 to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted 潮流粉丝俱乐部 about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning 你 against posting...

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5 Band Everyone Should Know

posted by Renesmee_XD

5) Flyleaf
Flyleaf is a Christian rock band with inspiring and powerful lyrics belted out 由 the amazing Lacey Mosley. Their albums are Flyleaf and Memento Mori, which is 更多 recent. Some songs of their best songs are "Sorrow," "Again," and "Tiny Heart."

4) All Time Low
Members are Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick, Rian Dawson, and lead singer Alex Gaskarth, and they're all incredibly good-looking. The pop punk band plays songs that remind me of summer, partying with friends, and the occasional heartbreak. Some must-listen-to songs 由 them are "Coffee 商店 Soundtrack," "Toxic Valentine," and "Poison."...

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lets talk 随意 facts of life

posted by MiizLadiDiime

1. chewed chewing gum under your 表 must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If 你 lick your sweat 你 can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen 你 in da 淋浴 no JOKE

4. people be sick on 你 all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct 你 one 日 and steal your brain

7.you will live on a farm

8.im sorry but 你 see dat guy behind u he is going to kill 你

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. 你 cany dance 或者 sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for 你嘿 sexi

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For My Friend AnimeFan66-A Great Person.

posted by demon_wolf

This is for a very nice and friendly person, that 你 know as Animefan66 (Kasey) and I know as the greatest person ever.
This 文章 is written for all the meanhearted people to Kasey.

Thank 你 so much to the people who are nice to Kasey and respect him. =]

There are people are here that are very mean to Kasey, and I feel that if 你 have nothing good 或者 nice to say to Kasey. THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T SPEAK AT ALL!!

I don't see how anyone can be so mean to one person on a daily basis. Its rude, mean and disrespectful.If 你 had a 心你 would keep your 评论 to yourselves,...

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Stupid 随意 Product Warnings (2)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on 动物 only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use 由 trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either 由 falling...

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Fun at the Drive-Through

posted by breebree446

• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if 你 are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems 你 were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if 你 would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them 你 are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them 你 have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand 你 your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your...

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Whip My Hair SUCKS!!!

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Made 由 OutbackZack. He is so funny

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Banned Commercial - Condoms

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