Note: These have been all tried 由 me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to 随意 people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw 爆米花 at 随意 people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were 你 following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, 你 run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do 你 follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do 你 have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they answer, say "Whatever, I'll just buy some," Stalk off, muttering.

6) Go to a 随意 man. Say: "OMG! Are 你 my brother?! WOW!" Smile and walk away. "Sorry, but we were seprated for a reason. 你 know, so we wouldn't destroy the world. Bye, kid."

7) Go to the mall cafe. Sit down. Pretend you're thinking. Sudden exclaim loudly: "It's _(insert 日 here)_!" Leave.

8) Go to a movie. 评论 on everything in a slightly loud voice.

9) Go to the pool. Splash the water a lot. Glare at adults who tell 你 to stop. When they do that, stop and pout. Occasionally dive under. If anything (or anyone) comes close, kick the water up. Dive under a couple 更多 times and leave (or swim)

10) Talk like a robot "I. Am. Mary. Annn."

11) At school, tap your pencil, if people say stop, pout and roll your pencil. If they say stop again, snap your pencil in half. Mutter: "Whatever"

12) At a show, clap like 你 think it's over. Stop with a surprise face. Look bored. Repeat. At the real end, do not clap. Just look annoyed.

13) Post annoy 评论 at the end of this