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posted by FutureDancer
{WARNING, RANT AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.}

I've seriously had enough. I'm seeing it 更多 and 更多 everyday, and it gets harder and harder to ignore.

*ahem*

Just because this is the 随意 Spot, that doesn't mean 你 have the right to post whatever crap 你 want.

There's a fine line between something being random, and something being spam. People are constantly crossing that line. Constantly. I don't know if they don't know they're doing it, 或者 if they do it just to piss people off and start fights, but they're still doing it. Tons of users already abuse the 答案 section here, but at least some of the "questions" were something to discuss. But nowadays, the 答案 section is so clogged up with things like 'OMG DU U LIEK PIE!!', 'HAHA OMG', 'GIVE ME PROPS!!!!!!!!!11', and a bunch of other spammy shit, that it gives me a headache just glancing at it.

And to add fuel to the fire, if 你 tell these users that their "question" is pointless and spammy (rudely 或者 not), their defense usually consists of one thing.

"ThIs iS ThA RaNdOm SpOt BIATcH ASssHolE!!!!!11 i CaN pOsT WhAt i WaNt!!!!!!!111"

*shudders*
Horrifying isn't it?

Seriously Kids. Respect fellow fanpoppers (and maybe the 答案 section while you're at it), 或者 go back to your kindergarten classroom and eat some 更多 crayons. (Asking the teacher to help 你 with your spelling wouldn't hurt either.)
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posted by australia-101
Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If 你 know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, 或者 always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with 或者 without apps running 或者 photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If 你 are decent with using photoshop...
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posted by IloveMyLord
The scholar does not consider 金牌 and jade to be precious treasures, but loyalty and good faith.
Confucius
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain 或者 freed a human soul.
Mark Twain
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
Elbert Green Hubbard

Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its 心 the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.
Woodrow T. Wilson
Loyalty ... is a realization that America was born of revolt, flourished in dissent, became great through experimentation.
Henry S. Commager
Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from...
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posted by ShadowProve13
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 你 find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit 你 first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of 你 shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give 你 a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the...
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posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys 爱情 Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they 吻乐队(Kiss) 你 ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though 你 both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if 你 are TRULY random, 你 shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever 你 may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases 或者 monologues 或者 pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of 老友记 或者 logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if 你 got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and 你 can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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