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posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 熊 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 你 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 你 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 你 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 随意 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 你 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 随意 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 你 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 你 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 或者 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes 你 can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are 你 doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: 你 okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think 你 were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED 由 A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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Source: 随意
posted by Canada24
#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist 你 have to believe every quote Hawking ever 说 ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was 说 that...
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So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White 面包 is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown 面包 is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...
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Source: Sweet 摄影 粉丝 art 由 me - KanonKyu
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, 展示 Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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Source: Mountain Hike 壁纸
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龟, 海龟 三明治 has returned! I mean, technically, I 发布 the last one 2 days ago, but since that's 5 days after I meant to have it done, the 龟, 海龟 Sandwiches are returning to schedule. Hopefully forever. Anyways, it's TV 显示 week, and since no TV 显示 suggestions have been made thus far, I picked my own 最喜爱的 show, Arrow! Enjoy! :)
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