1.imitate sirius black,order a 比萨, 比萨饼 and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best 比萨, 比萨饼 ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at 随意 times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that 你 are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this 列表 ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs 你 know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that 你 are a muggle born even if 你 did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope 你 liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at 随意 times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that 你 are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this 列表 ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs 你 know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that 你 are a muggle born even if 你 did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope 你 liked it!
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 问题 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 图书 do 你 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 你 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 哥特式 style!
Reporter:What do 你 like to hum 或者 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 问题 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 图书 do 你 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 你 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 哥特式 style!
Reporter:What do 你 like to hum 或者 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with 更多 wise words.
a wise man once 说 (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 说 a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 老友记 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 你 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 说 befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 你 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once 说 (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 说 a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 老友记 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 你 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 说 befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 你 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests 你 could try
1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
This is a My Little 小马 粉丝 fiction. If 你 do not like colorful 马 with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten 更多 popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
continue reading...
Song: link
This 粉丝 fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten 更多 popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
This is a My Little 小马 粉丝 fiction. If 你 don't like talking 马 that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car 显示 in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting 由 his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting 由 his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, 或者 你 will be killed 由 a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
continue reading...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car 显示 in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting 由 his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting 由 his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, 或者 你 will be killed 由 a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 鲨鱼 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST 鸡皮疙瘩 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion 或者 something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 鲨鱼 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST 鸡皮疙瘩 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion 或者 something.. That face image fucked me up..
