There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about 你 right now. None of them are nice
To know me is to 爱情 me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.
I want a tazer =)
Has gone to play in traffic.
Is breathing oxygen
I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.
你 can 电子邮箱 your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com
Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean 你 get to slap them twice?
Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???
I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side
SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling the kids on a daily basis
Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their 台, 办公桌 and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?
Lead me not into temptation... I have a damn good idea where to find it all ready!
If you're looking for the perfect woman, 你 have two options. Mother Teresa, 或者 Barbie... One of them is dead, sorry to hear 你 play with dolls.
Live like 你 were dying tomorrow, because if 你 keep annoying me, 你 might
Just a little case of mood poisoning... Must be something I hate.
When all else fails, grab a shovel and bury the bitch
Be the kind of women who gets up in the morning, puts her feet on the floor and makes the devil scream "OH NO!! THE 婊子, 子 IS AWAKE!!"
I DID NOT TRIP! The floor just looked like it REALLY needed a hug
Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
To know me is to 爱情 me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.
I want a tazer =)
Has gone to play in traffic.
Is breathing oxygen
I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.
你 can 电子邮箱 your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com
Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean 你 get to slap them twice?
Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???
I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side
SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling the kids on a daily basis
Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their 台, 办公桌 and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?
Lead me not into temptation... I have a damn good idea where to find it all ready!
If you're looking for the perfect woman, 你 have two options. Mother Teresa, 或者 Barbie... One of them is dead, sorry to hear 你 play with dolls.
Live like 你 were dying tomorrow, because if 你 keep annoying me, 你 might
Just a little case of mood poisoning... Must be something I hate.
When all else fails, grab a shovel and bury the bitch
Be the kind of women who gets up in the morning, puts her feet on the floor and makes the devil scream "OH NO!! THE 婊子, 子 IS AWAKE!!"
I DID NOT TRIP! The floor just looked like it REALLY needed a hug
Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
1. Whenever 你 eat ice cream with a friend, start 唱歌 "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"
2. If your 老友记 has a 金牌 fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.
3. If 你 老友记 has a 金牌 fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your 老友记 asks why, tell them the 鱼 were lonely.
4. When 写作 and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.
5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit 给 to CAITLYN_SU for that one
6. Sing The Song That Never Ends
7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever 你 like.
8. 显示 them this 列表 XD
If 你 have any 更多 ways, please write them in 评论 so I can use them in future articles.
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2. If your 老友记 has a 金牌 fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.
3. If 你 老友记 has a 金牌 fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your 老友记 asks why, tell them the 鱼 were lonely.
4. When 写作 and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.
5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit 给 to CAITLYN_SU for that one
6. Sing The Song That Never Ends
7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever 你 like.
8. 显示 them this 列表 XD
If 你 have any 更多 ways, please write them in 评论 so I can use them in future articles.
<3 Emisa123