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1. Bye them a Twilight T-shirt.

2. Constently yell "Team Edward!" 或者 "Team Jacob!" (I prefer Team Edward)

3. When 你 see a dog say "Oh my Twilight, It's a werewolf!"

4. Relate everything they say to something about Twilight.

5. Constently sing "SEXY VAMPIRE" at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs when they're around.

6. When they say "I hate Twilight." start shaking really hard and when they ask 你 whats wrong say "I'm about to turn into a werewolf like Jacob."

7. Recite phrases from the 图书 and say them to the Twilight haters.

8. Ask them if they think Rosalie is pretty.

9. Every time they speak reply with a Twilight quote even if it doesn't make sense.

10. Ask them why they don't like Twilight. When they respond, tell them that that's a ridiculous excuse and only idiots with no life hate Twilight.

11. Round up all the Twilighters 你 can find to annoy the brain cells out of Twilight haters.

12. When it's Bella's birthday, remind the Twilight haters to bye Bella a present.

13. Ask them who their brand of heroin is.

14. Ask them who they like.

15. When they say they don't like anybody, wink at them and say, "I saw 你 eyeing my Edward poster." (I hope 你 do have one.) "You can't have him he's mine. ALL MINE."

If 你 are a hater, please dont comment. I was bored and this was all just for fun ;)
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