1. Dial a 随意 number and confuse the person who 答案 由 saying things like;
"Why did 你 call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.
2. Look up 随意 statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.
3. Post a 随意 文章 like this.
4. At walmart 或者 somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, 或者 a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.
5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"
6. Text everyone 你 know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"
7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your 老友记 as your sidekick 或者 other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one 你 deeply despise.
8. Flirt with perverts on the web. (Best times are around 9-11 am in my time, in the south eastern area of the united states, sorry I don't know time zones!)
9. (girls, 或者 cross-dressers....) Blind fold your 老友记 and yourself and give each other blind makeovers. (results may vary)
10. (girls 或者 交叉, 十字架 dressers..) First you'll need a half full/half empty 或者 completely empty perfume 或者 body mist bottle. Add smelly things and strange liquids while trying to maintain a believeable color and offer the original fragrance to either a friend as a joke 或者 to an enemy.
1. Change the lyrics to a 流行的 song to hilarious 随意 lyrics.
12. Find a poster of a celeb. 你 hate 或者 a picture of an enemy and use markers/cheap makeup to paint them into your point of view towards them.
13. Drive a riding lawnmower down the 街, 街道 casually.
14. Carry a 长椅, 沙发 down the 街, 街道 and see how long it takes until someone calls the police.
15. Try some of the 糖果 in the medicine cabinet.
16. Tell everyone how much 你 爱情 them, including strangers.
17. (aimed at guys) Undress and meet me in the back with the jack at the juke box ;) (jk)
18. Take your pants off and run around your neighborhood screaming "MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"
19. Chat with strangers on the internet! That seems to be what most of us do.
20. Try a stage slide in shorts.
21. Complain to 随意 strangers about a bruise on your buttox.
22. Give your mother a 心 attack and tell her your pregnant. (especially affective for guys but aimed at girls)
23. Shake up a soda can (while the hobos not looking) and politely offer the cold drink to a hobo seemingly obliviously.
24. Try to make your own soda. (ex. For 橙子, 橙色 soda add 橙子, 橙色 食物 coloring 或者 橙子, 橙色 果汁 to sprite) Now offer your creation to someone.
25. (girls... 或者 cross-dressers) Hang upside down from a 树 and give your friend a makeover.
26.Go streaking through town.
27. Go skinny dipping.
28. Write cuss words on the side walk with chalk in a neighborhood with small children.
29. Try playing baseball with tomatoes.
30. Go around town getting 随意 people to sign your t-shirt.
31. Have a free hug day.
32. Have a cake/pie fight.
33. Ask for band name suggestions at a gay bar.(I've done this before. Hilarious outcomes.) *
34. Play midnight subway 大车, 购物车 game (run from subway 大车, 购物车 to subway 大车, 购物车 before the doors close.)
35. Throw a themed party (ex. football bros and cheerleading hoes)
36. Water gun drive by.
37. Have a picnic on a roof!
38. Flour Bombing- it's really cheap and easy...
Buy a load of cheap tissues and flour.
Open a tissue up and put about a handful of flour inside.
Then screw the 最佳, 返回页首 of the tissue up so that it is sealed, but not too tight.
Make as many of these as 你 like and 分裂, 拆分 them out evenly between your friends.
Find a large field 或者 garden, put on some old clothes and go crazy throwing them at eachother (it's even better at night!)
Same rules apply as in paintballing!
39. Racing in shopping carts is major fun.
40. Push your friend in a baby stroller (let go) down the steepest 爬坡道, 小山 in your neighborhood (A 1st aid kit might come in handy.)
41.Take ketchup packets from McDonalds and leave them under car tires in a parking lot.
45. Do the same with eggs and rotten tomatoes.
46. Sit your younger brother/sister/cousin/something (If 你 don't have these subsitutions may include a close friend who's good at being annoying) on a 粪便, 凳子 in 你 front yard and try to auction them off.
47. Leave a hamburger on 最佳, 返回页首 of someone's car and wait in a car nearby and watch their reaction..
48. Tell some little kids your having an Easter Egg Hunt 或者 something ( But don't hide anything!!) And watch as they look and look.
49.Jump Trucking (jump on the back of a truck/van and see where it takes you)
50. WalMart 或者 Super Store Frogging(basically means 你 plan to sneak a sleepover, they stay open for 24 hours so hide and wait til everyones gone)
51. T-P someone's house
52. Cow tipping!!
53. Wait until its dark and when a neighbor 或者 family comes home. Hide in the bushes and as they walk by, spray them with something like silly string 或者 washable spray paint.
54. Go 食物 Sampling (like trick 或者 treating, instead of door to door 你 go store to store and collect 随意 食物 samples--the mall 食物 court is a good place to start. At the end of the day, dump all your collectibles on a plate and have lunch/dinner together)
55. Mute Dialogue a Movie 或者 a TV 显示 (bring down the sound 或者 mute it and make up what they're saying lol)
56. Night time Glow PaintBall shooting/Water Balloon Fighting (fill 枪 with glow in the dark paint 或者 fill water balloons and make a game of it at night...Remember the 更多 你 get hit the easier it is to find 你 and target 你 again. Play til 你 run out)
57. Ride Railing of an escalator (run up a down escalator, run down an up escalator...Warning: the inexperienced WILL get hurt---or thrown out lol)
58. 下一个 time 你 go eat fast 食物 go thru the drive thru without a car and demand service!
59. Fast 食物 Hopping. Grab Mcdonalds fries, Burger King Whoppers, Wendy's Frosty, Arby's 奶酪, 马苏里拉 Sticks, KFC nuggets, Subway drink (or switch it around, then sit down outside a fancy restaurant and have a nice but cheap meal and do some people watching especially as they come out of the restaurant with empty wallets)
60. Do some karaoke with 老友记 或者 better yet go caroling hot hits door to door (if they complain say you're observing a religious holiday, it's even funnier to say after 你 finished 唱歌 Baby Got Back. Make sure to ask for any requests and try to beatbox even if you're terrible at it)
61. When the phone rings and its a sells call, say you're not buying but then try to sell them the competitors product.
62. Call a 比萨, 比萨饼 place. Tell them you're new and town and your neighbors asked 你 to order 比萨, 比萨饼 for a party but since you're new round here you're not really sure what this 比萨, 比萨饼 thing is and ask them to explain it to you. When they say "Bread with meat and cheese on it." Ask them something like "What kind of bread? Like a sandwich? With meat? Well, what kind of meat? Couldn't I just put some turkey & cheese on a sandwich?" For best outcomes, call a place where it is against the rules for an employee to hang up on a customer who calls. (In my town there's a place called "Hungry Howie's where these rules apply. My brother's friend is expert at this kind of stuff and did this --He made the call last almost an hour!
62. Eat something that is bad for you, then bathe in pepto-bismal.
63. Tie yourself to the back of a car then jump off while its moving and have someone videotape 你 getting extremely bad road-rash at the speeds of 50 to 70mph...
64. Run around town and lick every shops window .
65. Bring a wireless microphone into town and sing beside someone playing a 吉他 etc.
66. Sit on your roof and throw water baloons at pedestrians.
67. Follow 随意 people around and pretend 你 know them 由 trying to make conversation.
68. Run around in your underwear with a wand and a harry potter outfit and yell spells at people.
69. Go to Wal-Mart and when the announcer comes on Say this Its those voices again!!! Scream that in an isle!!
70. Go into a 随意 store with a lot of people and screamI WON THE LOTTERY!!!
71.When 你 are in class lightly bob your head to a light tune and then think of a really heavy metal tune and just whip out the air 吉他 and everything! Thrash your head around too!!!
72. Get whipped cream in a bottle and spray randoms!!
73. Have a hugging contest!
74. Try on old people clothes clothes at the mall and 上传 them onto your fanpop/myspace/facebook 或者 another account!
75. Knock and run on peoples houses(teaches, mates, old people)
76. Put 花生 牛油, 黄油 on the handle of 随意 cars
77. follow a 随意 car 首页 to mess with them
78. fast 食物 football (have someone run through and grab your bag of 食物 as the people are handing it to you;; 你 get another bag of 食物 free)
79. dress up as the oppostie sex and go into public.
80. hide behind things at the mall and throw eggs/water balloons at people walking 由
81. Get a whole basket of food, wait till its all checked out, and say 你 forgot your wallet
82. drive through the mcdonalds drive-thru backwards
83. Get kicked out of wal-mart84. Rent golfcarts and race your 老友记 on them
85. Honk going through a neighborhood early in the morning 或者 late at night and wake people up.
86. 显示 up at the wrong house, pretend its your 老友记 house (that you've never been to) and just go right in and pretend everythings normal.
87. Rearrange your entire house before your parents come 首页
88.get a bald cap, go to school and pretend like 你 shaved your head.
89. Walk in public with your pants off casually
90. Climb a 树 and drop eggs on cars.
91. Mess with the scale at a doctor's office so everyone thinks they're really fat.
93. Video yourself doing a silly dance to a song then watch it after and laugh.
94. Text every contact saying your pregnant/getting married/diagnosed with autism/etc.
95. Black mail your teacher.
96.Pile up all your stuffed toys in the middle of a room then jump in them.
97. Open your window and yell out of it, "You'll never take me alive coppers!"
98. Type in 'Things to do when you're bored' on youtube.
99. On the computer, make a fake advertisement for a Gardener and put it out in the porch. Later, find out if your parents think it is real!
100. Put a sign up outside your house saying 'Brother/siter for sale'
101. Draw a banana.
102. Slap yourself until 你 get hurt.
103. Pretend to look around your room as if it has just turned into Narnia.
104. try to balance as many spoons on your face as 你 can.
105. Pretend 你 are running away from yourself.
106. Try to break a CD (one that 你 don't use anymore).
107. Make a mixture of all the liquids in your bathroom then put it in a bottle and name it (your name)'s secret bath lotion.
108. Post a video onto youtobe of 你 doing the most 随意 things ever.
109. Walk around your room without walking on the floor.
110. Make a sale of the most 随意 things ever outside your house.
111. 列表 all the swear words 你 know and mail the note to a 随意 adress.
112. Make up a video called,''What to do when you're bored
113.You grab a stuff animal(has to be small) and 你 run up and the side walk yelling pussy come back. 你 get some crazy looks and its really funny.
114. Go do something that would make the world a little bit better- Protest for chickens who like to 交叉, 十字架 the road's questioned authorities.
115. Sit on your roof with your friends, and if someone gives 你 a weird look from the street, yell "We are waiting to board the mothership!"
116. Play Sweet & 酸, 酸奶 with some friends. Stand on a 街, 街道 corner and wave at every car that passes. If they wave back 或者 smile, yell "Sweet." If they ignore 你 或者 give 你 a dirty look, yell "SOUR!" and chase them as long as 你 would like.
117. Go to Wal-Mart and just sit in the middle of an isle with your friends. See how long it takes for someone to make 你 move.
118. Go to a store like target and play phone tag (if 你 have a picture cell phone) --- like walk through the store and the game is to try to get pics of your 老友记 w/o them seeing 你 and w/o them taking pictures of you!
119. Go teepeeing go through a drive thru and order 随意 **** and mess with the pe
120. Stay a couple nights in a hotle with about 20 people in the same room (got kicked out.
121. Go to a store and pretend your blind.
123. Dress up like Santa & go to walmart & wish people a merry Christmas! (no matter if it's 圣诞节 或者 not!)
124. Run really fast and slide on a carpet then count how many rug burns 你 get
125. Find a number 你 like (preferably 47) and become obsessed with it.
Don’t worry; I’ve listed some interesting examples of ‘obsessive behaviour’ to start 你 off:
Buy all the t-shirts and items of clothing 你 can with that number on it, or, if that fails, go to a t-shirt printers and get some made. If 你 prefer, there is always the option of buying an age badge of your number from any good card/gift shop. If they have sold out of your number, make your badge out of paper plates and 鸡尾酒 sticks.
Every time 你 spot your number (whether on your own 或者 in public) point to it and scream “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” as loud as 你 can.
When 你 go out nightclubbing, steal a girl friend’s eyeliner pencil and draw that number on your forehead. (Don’t use your own pencil, if 你 have one – such extensive use will shorten the life of 你 eye-liner for sure.) People may stare at 你 – don’t be alarmed if this happens. They are simply amazed 由 how cool 你 look.
Get the DJs of any pubs 你 visit (don’t bother with club DJs – they won’t take 你 seriously) to announce your preferred number over the PA system as often as 你 can. Don’t be disheartened if continuous harassment of the DJ gets 你 thrown out of your local – remember the power of your number, and have faith that the pub landlord will come round eventually.
Make an occasion of Halloween. Get a pumpkin, carve out the shape of your sacred number, and take it with 你 when 你 go out. Remember, 你 can’t throw away the carved out 南瓜 number! Best keep it in your freezer for all eternity so it’s always there to protect 你 from evil.
Sometimes a nonsensical word, for instance ‘Toyspens’, can be used in conjunction with your chosen number for added effect. However, be very careful when deciding on your word 或者 你 may end up accidentally summoning the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse again.
If someone asks 你 “Why??” laugh hysterically and then ignore them for a few days. They’ll soon realise their mistake.
126. Get a group of 老友记 and climb into the window in a store and pretend to be manicans 由 standing as still as possible and posing. See how many people 你 can fool.
127. Hang out on someone's roof and talk.
128. CLIFF JUMPING! 你 ALWAYS WALK AWAY WITH A CUT 或者 SOMETHING! ITS A GREAT TIME BRING A VIDEO CAMERA129. Throw on some Mexican wrestling masks and sit in the trees drinking scotch...and scare the hell out of early morning joggers.
130. well, 你 know those people who get their deer heads mounted? Anyway, take it & ride around in the car with it. Occasionally stick it's head out the window sometimes.
131. Go around during an election season collecting the signs for one candidate and making note of what house we took it from, then go and switch those signs with people who were promoting the other candidate.
132. Try slamming a revolving door.
"Why did 你 call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.
2. Look up 随意 statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.
3. Post a 随意 文章 like this.
4. At walmart 或者 somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, 或者 a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.
5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"
6. Text everyone 你 know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"
7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your 老友记 as your sidekick 或者 other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one 你 deeply despise.
8. Flirt with perverts on the web. (Best times are around 9-11 am in my time, in the south eastern area of the united states, sorry I don't know time zones!)
9. (girls, 或者 cross-dressers....) Blind fold your 老友记 and yourself and give each other blind makeovers. (results may vary)
10. (girls 或者 交叉, 十字架 dressers..) First you'll need a half full/half empty 或者 completely empty perfume 或者 body mist bottle. Add smelly things and strange liquids while trying to maintain a believeable color and offer the original fragrance to either a friend as a joke 或者 to an enemy.
1. Change the lyrics to a 流行的 song to hilarious 随意 lyrics.
12. Find a poster of a celeb. 你 hate 或者 a picture of an enemy and use markers/cheap makeup to paint them into your point of view towards them.
13. Drive a riding lawnmower down the 街, 街道 casually.
14. Carry a 长椅, 沙发 down the 街, 街道 and see how long it takes until someone calls the police.
15. Try some of the 糖果 in the medicine cabinet.
16. Tell everyone how much 你 爱情 them, including strangers.
17. (aimed at guys) Undress and meet me in the back with the jack at the juke box ;) (jk)
18. Take your pants off and run around your neighborhood screaming "MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"
19. Chat with strangers on the internet! That seems to be what most of us do.
20. Try a stage slide in shorts.
21. Complain to 随意 strangers about a bruise on your buttox.
22. Give your mother a 心 attack and tell her your pregnant. (especially affective for guys but aimed at girls)
23. Shake up a soda can (while the hobos not looking) and politely offer the cold drink to a hobo seemingly obliviously.
24. Try to make your own soda. (ex. For 橙子, 橙色 soda add 橙子, 橙色 食物 coloring 或者 橙子, 橙色 果汁 to sprite) Now offer your creation to someone.
25. (girls... 或者 cross-dressers) Hang upside down from a 树 and give your friend a makeover.
26.Go streaking through town.
27. Go skinny dipping.
28. Write cuss words on the side walk with chalk in a neighborhood with small children.
29. Try playing baseball with tomatoes.
30. Go around town getting 随意 people to sign your t-shirt.
31. Have a free hug day.
32. Have a cake/pie fight.
33. Ask for band name suggestions at a gay bar.(I've done this before. Hilarious outcomes.) *
34. Play midnight subway 大车, 购物车 game (run from subway 大车, 购物车 to subway 大车, 购物车 before the doors close.)
35. Throw a themed party (ex. football bros and cheerleading hoes)
36. Water gun drive by.
37. Have a picnic on a roof!
38. Flour Bombing- it's really cheap and easy...
Buy a load of cheap tissues and flour.
Open a tissue up and put about a handful of flour inside.
Then screw the 最佳, 返回页首 of the tissue up so that it is sealed, but not too tight.
Make as many of these as 你 like and 分裂, 拆分 them out evenly between your friends.
Find a large field 或者 garden, put on some old clothes and go crazy throwing them at eachother (it's even better at night!)
Same rules apply as in paintballing!
39. Racing in shopping carts is major fun.
40. Push your friend in a baby stroller (let go) down the steepest 爬坡道, 小山 in your neighborhood (A 1st aid kit might come in handy.)
41.Take ketchup packets from McDonalds and leave them under car tires in a parking lot.
45. Do the same with eggs and rotten tomatoes.
46. Sit your younger brother/sister/cousin/something (If 你 don't have these subsitutions may include a close friend who's good at being annoying) on a 粪便, 凳子 in 你 front yard and try to auction them off.
47. Leave a hamburger on 最佳, 返回页首 of someone's car and wait in a car nearby and watch their reaction..
48. Tell some little kids your having an Easter Egg Hunt 或者 something ( But don't hide anything!!) And watch as they look and look.
49.Jump Trucking (jump on the back of a truck/van and see where it takes you)
50. WalMart 或者 Super Store Frogging(basically means 你 plan to sneak a sleepover, they stay open for 24 hours so hide and wait til everyones gone)
51. T-P someone's house
52. Cow tipping!!
53. Wait until its dark and when a neighbor 或者 family comes home. Hide in the bushes and as they walk by, spray them with something like silly string 或者 washable spray paint.
54. Go 食物 Sampling (like trick 或者 treating, instead of door to door 你 go store to store and collect 随意 食物 samples--the mall 食物 court is a good place to start. At the end of the day, dump all your collectibles on a plate and have lunch/dinner together)
55. Mute Dialogue a Movie 或者 a TV 显示 (bring down the sound 或者 mute it and make up what they're saying lol)
56. Night time Glow PaintBall shooting/Water Balloon Fighting (fill 枪 with glow in the dark paint 或者 fill water balloons and make a game of it at night...Remember the 更多 你 get hit the easier it is to find 你 and target 你 again. Play til 你 run out)
57. Ride Railing of an escalator (run up a down escalator, run down an up escalator...Warning: the inexperienced WILL get hurt---or thrown out lol)
58. 下一个 time 你 go eat fast 食物 go thru the drive thru without a car and demand service!
59. Fast 食物 Hopping. Grab Mcdonalds fries, Burger King Whoppers, Wendy's Frosty, Arby's 奶酪, 马苏里拉 Sticks, KFC nuggets, Subway drink (or switch it around, then sit down outside a fancy restaurant and have a nice but cheap meal and do some people watching especially as they come out of the restaurant with empty wallets)
60. Do some karaoke with 老友记 或者 better yet go caroling hot hits door to door (if they complain say you're observing a religious holiday, it's even funnier to say after 你 finished 唱歌 Baby Got Back. Make sure to ask for any requests and try to beatbox even if you're terrible at it)
61. When the phone rings and its a sells call, say you're not buying but then try to sell them the competitors product.
62. Call a 比萨, 比萨饼 place. Tell them you're new and town and your neighbors asked 你 to order 比萨, 比萨饼 for a party but since you're new round here you're not really sure what this 比萨, 比萨饼 thing is and ask them to explain it to you. When they say "Bread with meat and cheese on it." Ask them something like "What kind of bread? Like a sandwich? With meat? Well, what kind of meat? Couldn't I just put some turkey & cheese on a sandwich?" For best outcomes, call a place where it is against the rules for an employee to hang up on a customer who calls. (In my town there's a place called "Hungry Howie's where these rules apply. My brother's friend is expert at this kind of stuff and did this --He made the call last almost an hour!
62. Eat something that is bad for you, then bathe in pepto-bismal.
63. Tie yourself to the back of a car then jump off while its moving and have someone videotape 你 getting extremely bad road-rash at the speeds of 50 to 70mph...
64. Run around town and lick every shops window .
65. Bring a wireless microphone into town and sing beside someone playing a 吉他 etc.
66. Sit on your roof and throw water baloons at pedestrians.
67. Follow 随意 people around and pretend 你 know them 由 trying to make conversation.
68. Run around in your underwear with a wand and a harry potter outfit and yell spells at people.
69. Go to Wal-Mart and when the announcer comes on Say this Its those voices again!!! Scream that in an isle!!
70. Go into a 随意 store with a lot of people and screamI WON THE LOTTERY!!!
71.When 你 are in class lightly bob your head to a light tune and then think of a really heavy metal tune and just whip out the air 吉他 and everything! Thrash your head around too!!!
72. Get whipped cream in a bottle and spray randoms!!
73. Have a hugging contest!
74. Try on old people clothes clothes at the mall and 上传 them onto your fanpop/myspace/facebook 或者 another account!
75. Knock and run on peoples houses(teaches, mates, old people)
76. Put 花生 牛油, 黄油 on the handle of 随意 cars
77. follow a 随意 car 首页 to mess with them
78. fast 食物 football (have someone run through and grab your bag of 食物 as the people are handing it to you;; 你 get another bag of 食物 free)
79. dress up as the oppostie sex and go into public.
80. hide behind things at the mall and throw eggs/water balloons at people walking 由
81. Get a whole basket of food, wait till its all checked out, and say 你 forgot your wallet
82. drive through the mcdonalds drive-thru backwards
83. Get kicked out of wal-mart84. Rent golfcarts and race your 老友记 on them
85. Honk going through a neighborhood early in the morning 或者 late at night and wake people up.
86. 显示 up at the wrong house, pretend its your 老友记 house (that you've never been to) and just go right in and pretend everythings normal.
87. Rearrange your entire house before your parents come 首页
88.get a bald cap, go to school and pretend like 你 shaved your head.
89. Walk in public with your pants off casually
90. Climb a 树 and drop eggs on cars.
91. Mess with the scale at a doctor's office so everyone thinks they're really fat.
93. Video yourself doing a silly dance to a song then watch it after and laugh.
94. Text every contact saying your pregnant/getting married/diagnosed with autism/etc.
95. Black mail your teacher.
96.Pile up all your stuffed toys in the middle of a room then jump in them.
97. Open your window and yell out of it, "You'll never take me alive coppers!"
98. Type in 'Things to do when you're bored' on youtube.
99. On the computer, make a fake advertisement for a Gardener and put it out in the porch. Later, find out if your parents think it is real!
100. Put a sign up outside your house saying 'Brother/siter for sale'
101. Draw a banana.
102. Slap yourself until 你 get hurt.
103. Pretend to look around your room as if it has just turned into Narnia.
104. try to balance as many spoons on your face as 你 can.
105. Pretend 你 are running away from yourself.
106. Try to break a CD (one that 你 don't use anymore).
107. Make a mixture of all the liquids in your bathroom then put it in a bottle and name it (your name)'s secret bath lotion.
108. Post a video onto youtobe of 你 doing the most 随意 things ever.
109. Walk around your room without walking on the floor.
110. Make a sale of the most 随意 things ever outside your house.
111. 列表 all the swear words 你 know and mail the note to a 随意 adress.
112. Make up a video called,''What to do when you're bored
113.You grab a stuff animal(has to be small) and 你 run up and the side walk yelling pussy come back. 你 get some crazy looks and its really funny.
114. Go do something that would make the world a little bit better- Protest for chickens who like to 交叉, 十字架 the road's questioned authorities.
115. Sit on your roof with your friends, and if someone gives 你 a weird look from the street, yell "We are waiting to board the mothership!"
116. Play Sweet & 酸, 酸奶 with some friends. Stand on a 街, 街道 corner and wave at every car that passes. If they wave back 或者 smile, yell "Sweet." If they ignore 你 或者 give 你 a dirty look, yell "SOUR!" and chase them as long as 你 would like.
117. Go to Wal-Mart and just sit in the middle of an isle with your friends. See how long it takes for someone to make 你 move.
118. Go to a store like target and play phone tag (if 你 have a picture cell phone) --- like walk through the store and the game is to try to get pics of your 老友记 w/o them seeing 你 and w/o them taking pictures of you!
119. Go teepeeing go through a drive thru and order 随意 **** and mess with the pe
120. Stay a couple nights in a hotle with about 20 people in the same room (got kicked out.
121. Go to a store and pretend your blind.
123. Dress up like Santa & go to walmart & wish people a merry Christmas! (no matter if it's 圣诞节 或者 not!)
124. Run really fast and slide on a carpet then count how many rug burns 你 get
125. Find a number 你 like (preferably 47) and become obsessed with it.
Don’t worry; I’ve listed some interesting examples of ‘obsessive behaviour’ to start 你 off:
Buy all the t-shirts and items of clothing 你 can with that number on it, or, if that fails, go to a t-shirt printers and get some made. If 你 prefer, there is always the option of buying an age badge of your number from any good card/gift shop. If they have sold out of your number, make your badge out of paper plates and 鸡尾酒 sticks.
Every time 你 spot your number (whether on your own 或者 in public) point to it and scream “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” as loud as 你 can.
When 你 go out nightclubbing, steal a girl friend’s eyeliner pencil and draw that number on your forehead. (Don’t use your own pencil, if 你 have one – such extensive use will shorten the life of 你 eye-liner for sure.) People may stare at 你 – don’t be alarmed if this happens. They are simply amazed 由 how cool 你 look.
Get the DJs of any pubs 你 visit (don’t bother with club DJs – they won’t take 你 seriously) to announce your preferred number over the PA system as often as 你 can. Don’t be disheartened if continuous harassment of the DJ gets 你 thrown out of your local – remember the power of your number, and have faith that the pub landlord will come round eventually.
Make an occasion of Halloween. Get a pumpkin, carve out the shape of your sacred number, and take it with 你 when 你 go out. Remember, 你 can’t throw away the carved out 南瓜 number! Best keep it in your freezer for all eternity so it’s always there to protect 你 from evil.
Sometimes a nonsensical word, for instance ‘Toyspens’, can be used in conjunction with your chosen number for added effect. However, be very careful when deciding on your word 或者 你 may end up accidentally summoning the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse again.
If someone asks 你 “Why??” laugh hysterically and then ignore them for a few days. They’ll soon realise their mistake.
126. Get a group of 老友记 and climb into the window in a store and pretend to be manicans 由 standing as still as possible and posing. See how many people 你 can fool.
127. Hang out on someone's roof and talk.
128. CLIFF JUMPING! 你 ALWAYS WALK AWAY WITH A CUT 或者 SOMETHING! ITS A GREAT TIME BRING A VIDEO CAMERA129. Throw on some Mexican wrestling masks and sit in the trees drinking scotch...and scare the hell out of early morning joggers.
130. well, 你 know those people who get their deer heads mounted? Anyway, take it & ride around in the car with it. Occasionally stick it's head out the window sometimes.
131. Go around during an election season collecting the signs for one candidate and making note of what house we took it from, then go and switch those signs with people who were promoting the other candidate.
132. Try slamming a revolving door.
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 你 all 加入 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 你 all 加入 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
Funny Cat
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If 你 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What 你 call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what 你 call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope 你 like them :)
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Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 问题 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 图书 do 你 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 你 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 哥特式 style!
Reporter:What do 你 like to hum 或者 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 问题 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 图书 do 你 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 你 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 哥特式 style!
Reporter:What do 你 like to hum 或者 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with 更多 wise words.
a wise man once 说 (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 说 a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 老友记 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 你 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 说 befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 你 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once 说 (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 说 a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 老友记 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 你 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 说 befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 你 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests 你 could try
1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
This is a My Little 小马 粉丝 fiction. If 你 do not like colorful 马 with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten 更多 popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
continue reading...
Song: link
This 粉丝 fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten 更多 popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
