Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a 香蕉 strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the 列表 你 have to watch out for:
1.The simplest way is the 香蕉 peel. Bananas like to be wackos and 显示 themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if 你 are near a slippery set of stairs at school and 你 don't see the 香蕉 peel, there's a chance 你 will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.
2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a 香蕉 树 and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.
3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN 香蕉 AND A BROWN 香蕉 TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown 香蕉 has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if 你 put it 下一个 to a clean and nice and 《勇敢传说》 banana, there will be conversion there! 你 do not want your bananas all going bad, because believe me, they like putting on raids. Just as the apples in my 水果 bowl...
4. If 你 didn't eat the whole banana, every single part of it, the stink in the garbage can will increase. They think 你 are destroying their dignity, so if 你 don't eat every last bite besides the peel, they 显示 你 what SMELL actually means.
5. And finally, do not throw a banana, especially if 你 just got done saying that 你 really like them and 你 want to eat more. If 你 throw the banana, it will come back at 你 in the face, probably giving 你 a broken nose and blindness. And if 你 are really smart, do not give a 香蕉 to your counterpart kangaroo. Believe me, if they start throwing bananas 你 are in BIG trouble. Who knows how many people around the world will suffer from cardiac arrest...!
Some of these written are just for entertainment, everbody. But 你 can probably give a guess as to which ones were really true. Then again, bananas have become evil over the years... O_O
1.The simplest way is the 香蕉 peel. Bananas like to be wackos and 显示 themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if 你 are near a slippery set of stairs at school and 你 don't see the 香蕉 peel, there's a chance 你 will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.
2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a 香蕉 树 and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.
3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN 香蕉 AND A BROWN 香蕉 TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown 香蕉 has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if 你 put it 下一个 to a clean and nice and 《勇敢传说》 banana, there will be conversion there! 你 do not want your bananas all going bad, because believe me, they like putting on raids. Just as the apples in my 水果 bowl...
4. If 你 didn't eat the whole banana, every single part of it, the stink in the garbage can will increase. They think 你 are destroying their dignity, so if 你 don't eat every last bite besides the peel, they 显示 你 what SMELL actually means.
5. And finally, do not throw a banana, especially if 你 just got done saying that 你 really like them and 你 want to eat more. If 你 throw the banana, it will come back at 你 in the face, probably giving 你 a broken nose and blindness. And if 你 are really smart, do not give a 香蕉 to your counterpart kangaroo. Believe me, if they start throwing bananas 你 are in BIG trouble. Who knows how many people around the world will suffer from cardiac arrest...!
Some of these written are just for entertainment, everbody. But 你 can probably give a guess as to which ones were really true. Then again, bananas have become evil over the years... O_O
* 橙子, 橙色 Lavaburst
* 桃子 (no longer produced)
* Poppin' 粉, 粉色 Lemonade
* 草莓 Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* 糖果 苹果 cooler
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* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* 水果 Pow
* 水果 Punch
* Orange
* 橙子, 橙色 Supernova
* 粉, 粉色 Lemonade
* 覆盆子 Kiwi
* Strawberry
* 草莓 Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C 酸, 酸奶 Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
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* 桃子 (no longer produced)
* Poppin' 粉, 粉色 Lemonade
* 草莓 Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* 糖果 苹果 cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* 水果 Pow
* 水果 Punch
* Orange
* 橙子, 橙色 Supernova
* 粉, 粉色 Lemonade
* 覆盆子 Kiwi
* Strawberry
* 草莓 Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C 酸, 酸奶 Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our 老友记 and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if 你 sometimes feel sad 或者 depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to 你 sorry, but if your in any other country, then 你 still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When 你 think of 浓情巧克力 everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our 老友记 and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if 你 sometimes feel sad 或者 depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to 你 sorry, but if your in any other country, then 你 still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When 你 think of 浓情巧克力 everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other 文章 like this so here's another one.I hope 你 enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks 由 (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a 茶 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals 由 say "would 你 like to 加入 us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the 粉, 粉色 fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good 或者 I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks 由 (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a 茶 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals 由 say "would 你 like to 加入 us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the 粉, 粉色 fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good 或者 I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?