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I know i get bored ALOT lol...so r some ppl...so here is sometings 你 can do whenever u feel like REALLY bored...

P.S:somethings i've write just 4 fun..

ok so:
1. Wax the ceiling.
2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet. LOL=D
4. Sharpen your teeth.
5.Braid your 狗 hair.
6.Wash a tree.
7.Scare Steven King.
8.Give your cat a mohawk.
9.Whine.
10.Play Pat Boone records backwards.
11.Dress like your 最喜爱的 Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
12.Play with matches.
13.Buff your cat.
14.Learn Greek.
15.Change your mind.
16.Change it back. ;P
17.Watch the sun...see if it moves.
18.Flash your goldfish.
19.Paint.
20.smile.
21.Paint a smile.
22.See if 你 really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
23.Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
24.Take your sofa for a walk.
25.55. Write a letter to Plato.
26.Mail it.
27.Start.
28.Stop.
29.Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
30.Get a dog to chase your car.
31.Let him catch it.
32.Climb a sidewalk.
33.Annoy yourself.
34.Get angry with yourself.
35.Stop speaking to yourself.
36.Stand on your head.
37.Stand on someone else's head."that would be nice".. LOL
38.Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire. :P
39.Read a Harlequin Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
40.Confess to a crime that 你 didn't commit.
41.Learn to type...with your toes.
42.Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
43.Be in the wrong place at the right time.
44.Take a picture.
45.Run for Pope.
46.If 你 don't win, run for God.
47.If 你 still don't win, run for Mayor of Toledo.
48.Write a book about a 前一个 life.
49.Count to a million...fast.
50.Go swimming fully clothed.
51.Try and catch your shadow.
52.Kidnap your animals.
53.Look in the mirror and scare yourself..LOL
54.Renumber the bored list...
55.Make a 列表 of things to do when bored.
56.Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
57.Catch a falling star.
58.Throw it back.
59.Put out a fire.
60.If 你 can't find one make one.
**Sharpen your sleeping skills**...
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Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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posted by AngelVicki427
Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every 年 in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a 流行的 食物 in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...
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posted by karpach_13
Be proud of your gender
Reasons why 你 shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. 你 know stuff about tanks

4. A five 日 vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. 你 can open all your own jars

7. Old 老友记 don't give 你 crap if you've gained weight

8. Your 屁股 is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A 啤酒 gut does not make 你 invisible to the opposite sex

11. 你 can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. 你 can kill your own...
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posted by patrisha727
There's MORE!

Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.

Whitby, Ontario has 更多 donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over

50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

Bulls are color blind.

A can of Spam is opened every four seconds.

"Babe" was played 由 over 48 pigs.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

The Poison 《绿箭侠》 frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people.

The largest cabbage on record weighed 144 pounds.

Kidney stones come in any color ­from yellow to brown.

The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one...
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