1. chewed chewing gum under your 表 must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva
2. If 你 lick your sweat 你 can see the future
3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal
4. yur teacher has seen 你 in da 淋浴 no JOKE
4. people be sick on 你 all the time right want to know why it because your ugly
5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth
6.Aliens will abduct 你 one 日 and steal your brain
7.you will live on a farm
8.im sorry but 你 see dat guy behind u he is going to kill 你
9. i like flying wid da monkeys
10. 你 cany dance 或者 sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING
11. i am a pervert and im comming for 你 嘿 sexi
2. If 你 lick your sweat 你 can see the future
3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal
4. yur teacher has seen 你 in da 淋浴 no JOKE
4. people be sick on 你 all the time right want to know why it because your ugly
5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth
6.Aliens will abduct 你 one 日 and steal your brain
7.you will live on a farm
8.im sorry but 你 see dat guy behind u he is going to kill 你
9. i like flying wid da monkeys
10. 你 cany dance 或者 sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING
11. i am a pervert and im comming for 你 嘿 sexi
The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 流行的 guy.
One 日 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here 或者 I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 你 going to get a lawyer?"
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 流行的 guy.
One 日 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here 或者 I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 你 going to get a lawyer?"
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