LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here 你 go! =P

A 蜗牛 can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An 象, 大象 is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, 你 have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, 由 taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If 你 try to hold back a sneeze, 你 can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head 或者 neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders 更多 than death!
The strongest muscle 你 have is your tounge.
你 can't kill yourself 由 holding your breath.
It is 更多 likely to be killed 由 a champagne cork than being poisoned 由 a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The 象, 大象 is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, 你 have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
你 breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
你 spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A 鳄鱼 can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's 心 is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
更多 than 50% of the world's population has never received 或者 made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one 小时 increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did 你 know that 60% of all the times 你 wash your hands, 你 don't wash your right thumb?
由 接吻 你 exchange 更多 germs than if 你 lick a clean toilet.