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Here are the 最佳, 返回页首 ten to impress the guy 你 like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what 你 want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its 更多 important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my 老友记 heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she 说 thanks but there was no need, the 日 after the party she emailed me telling me it was so embarassing: She went to the party dressed as a chicken with a feathery dress and red head feathers thinking it looked hot! Was her crush impressed....Well no, to put it lightly.
8. try not to do the "Men" sigh....very often.
Lets face it, we've all done it, thought ot ourselfs stuff like "Why did he bring his friend along to the resturant????" 或者 "The male mind is a very curious thing." but say it aloud and it might hurt their feelings. Yeah I know, I was freaked when I heard they had feelings at first either.
7. Set a lip smacker ban!
It may be addictive, and when 接吻 a lad its funny to see the neon lip mark on their face, but its a tad of a turn off when his mates laugh at him for it, I learnt that the hard way. Lip gloss has the same effect on your lips as lipstick, just with less of a obvious clue to when you've been 接吻 them.
6. Ditch the jodie marsh look, 或者 you'll be ditched!
I'm sure your all independant but just a little warning: over doing makeup, shortening skirts and giving yourslelf a fake tan is....well, fake I guess, the true meaning of 'fake' tan. I don't mean to offend anyone with this tip, I just thought it would be a little bit of a caution.
5. Don't take 照片 of him on your mobile of him with a face mask and send it everyone who knows 你 and/or him. It. happens. 或者 is it just me how made that mistake?
4. If 你 did what I did once (See tip 5) try your hardest to make it up to him, sending a pic of 你 looking equely as ridiculous 或者 buying a gift, perhaps telling his mates its fake 或者 something, he'll probaly forgive 你 anyway, 或者 laugh at loud at the picture 你 sent to everyone of 你 looking cr*p and then forgive you.
3. Try not to be too forward, sure its great to be confident, but try not to overdo it.
2. Be yourself.
Very important.
And last but certainly not least.........
1. NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES....Steal his 浓情巧克力 cake, this drives men nuts.
Thanks for 阅读 please 评论 and rate, I hope this guide helped you, pandawinx. :)
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posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do 你 speak in silence?
Why do 你 sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what 你 have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
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How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did 你 hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from 你 cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
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Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go 谷歌 It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little 鼓手 Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
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posted by mandali
A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything 你 may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope 你 like it, I've 发布 it in my blog too :) - link
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1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, 你 may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, 或者 too serious, as 说 before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting 图片 captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated 由 the smoke 或者 get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, 你 rant so much about how 你 have a hard time making choices. Whether 你 should work on your assignment 或者 go out with your friends. Whether 你 should 日期 this guy 或者 that guy. Whether 你 should break up with your boyfriend 或者 not. Whether 你 should wear the 粉, 粉色 衬衫 或者 the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
posted by GreenerPastures
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posted by Tamar20
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