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Chapter-1
年 1920. Mir Jack. Mir is a detective. But, he doesn’t investigate cheating wives 或者 crooked business partners. He investigates things that go bump in the night . When a beautiful blonde strolls into his office and says someone is trying to kill her, he smells danger. Too bad he needs the money.


How he got started with paranormal investigations is a long story. Something took his wife from him. Jane was his whole world. Now she's gone. He has been running down leads ever since.

It's an arduous task, prying into the dark and creeping things. Plenty of people won't even acknowledge the belief in ghosts and goblins, let alone consult a detective about it. And the cops? Solving the stranger side is not their interests. Mir knows it well because he used to be one of them. Now he works for himself, which implies most months the bills go unpaid. This 月 is not exceptional either.


His office on the 秒 floor named with a 标题 " Private dick 下一个 door" . It's exactly the sort of place 你 would not expect a private dick to hang his hat.

Packed with hidden trap doors and secret stash barrels, the Detective Office is just an inconvenient cog in a high-end 糖果 smuggling operation. As our private eye is puzzling over his clues, the pigeons are peeking in through his skylight to make sure he's occupied.

Despite being low on budget , sometimes Mir buys candies for the magnificent mischievous little 糖果 smugglers living in the neighbourhood. They are a bunch of restless agile kids who sell informations in exchange of candies.

There is a big long cloud, and it's stretched out, like a rope. At the end of it, the sun is
like a yellow hole .
The sunlit clouds drifted across the clear blue sky. Trees swayed gently in the breeze in the warm tropical sunshine.

He is at the office, feet up on the desk, a paperback in hand when a leggy blonde in a 细条纹 mini-skirt and a black fedora with a lipstick the colour of temptation saunters in.

The sweet smell of aroma lingers in the air so that when Mir crosses the threshold it's like a shot of adrenaline right to his heart. Silence crashes down around him. She smiles. "I must be surrounded. She could have me killed right now but she won't. Where's the sport in that? So much 更多 fun to have me loose my mind. But I won't. I won't." Mir thinks to himself. She steps nearer, the aroma is now so heady it's almost poison. He wants to hold his breath but this is not going to be quick.

Mir settles deeper into his swivel chair, laces his fingers behind his head and says "Captivating dame like 你 walks into my office -- usually leads to trouble. "

She takes a 座位 in one of the tatty office chairs across the 台, 办公桌 from Mir and crosses her legs.

"Sign on the door says 你 are a detective."

"So it does. What can I do for you? "

"Someone’s trying to kill me." she says.

"Why the hell anyone would one to kill such a gorgeous looking woman? "

"That's what I want 你 to find out."

Mir chuckles. "Fair enough. However, the introduction between us hasn’t been properly sketched yet. "

"Bubble tease. "

Mir coughs and clears his throat. It's suddenly hot in here. The urge to put a finger in his 领, 衣领 and tug is being strongly resisted 由 him. "And why do 你 think there is an attempt to kill you? "

She doesn’t answer right away. She shudders almost imperceptibly, but Mir pretends not to notice. He waits her out. A silent pause for a right amount of time is being celebrated.
Finally, she says " I'm part of a performance crew at a club, Mr. Mir Jack. In fact, I am the singer of the team and have become the most 流行的 member ."

He's curious as the way her face pinches as she admits this, but he merely says " Call me Mir. " and leans back in his chair knowing she is about to explain herself.

She nods and takes a breath.

" As I mentioned, Mir, I am the most 流行的 crew member from the performance team. I am now the 最佳, 返回页首 singer -- the reason they sell tickets. I think that's why someone is probably trying to kill me. Only, not in any normal sense. 你 see the other 前一个 no. 1 spot holders all died. "

"How's that?"

Bubble shrugs. " Varieties of ways. Foxxy got run over 由 a bus and Rita fell out of a 7th floor window. "

" Sounds like a pair of unfortunate accidents ." Mir tells her.

"That's what the boys down at the station house concluded." She gets up and paces the floor. "But, 你 don't know all the facts. "

"Excuse my ignorance. Apparently, I happen to be not an omniscient deity" Mir 回复 sarcastically.

Bubble laughs and says " I will spit the facts and clues, alright. Just hold your fire."

"I am listening. "

"Foxxy was paranoid of crossing traffic. It was practically a phobia with her. Her father got run over and killed when she was 11 years old, 你 see. It stuck with her. "

" That sort of things always does. "

" She was always cautious. There’s no way in hell Foxxy walked out into traffic without checking first. "

"Either of them take drugs? 或者 any drinking issue?"

She gives him an exasperated look. "Just because we are dancers and singers doesn’t mean we're booze hounds as well, Mr. Jack."

"You didn’t answer my question."

"It's true that Foxxy likes to hit the bottle sometimes, but she wasn't drinking that night. I am certain of it because I was with her all 日 till she left. And Rita... She was strait-laced. A good lad. She fell out of a hotel window that doesn’t open. Just fell right out. Even the police couldn’t explain it. "

Mir leans back and makes a steeple out of his fingers.
"That is suspicious indeed. The bobbies look into it?"

She snorts. "In a city like Deadslump? No one cares if a couple of singers and dancers turn up dead. The cops lists it as accidents. "

"Big blue meanies aren’t really open-minded about this sort of things." Mir agrees". "Howbeit, I don't entirely blame them because their ignorance stems from the lack of expertise on this subject. They cannot see beyond the realms of this realities logic. So, anyway, what do their deaths got to do with you? What entice the belief that 你 are next? "

Bubble inched over her own thoughts like a measuring worm. With a brooding look, she responded " Both were headliners. Both were 流行的 and had my part. Someone 或者 something killed them, Mir. I just know it! Won't 你 help me, Mir? "

Mir weighs his options. This is the first paying 演出, gig he has seen in a while and he could really use the money. Despite the urge for asking expensive payment, Mir felt sympathy for this girl.
At the moment, he felt like he would have 给 anything for the power to soothe her frail soul, tormenting itself in its invincible ignorance like a small bird beating about the cruel wires of a cage. However, without money, it’s not possible for him to properly investigate since he has no money at all at the moment. So, he decided to ask for a mid-range payment that should be not 更多 than sufficient for the investigation.

"Of course I will help, but I don't work for free. "

"I understand. How much? "

"50 dollars a day, plus 80 upfront." He tells her.

Bubble gives another long look, like she could see right into his very soul... figuring out what type of man he is. Mir suppresses a smile as she renders her verdict 由 opening her fashionably small pocketbook with a deft click, rapidly counting out the money. After the clarification of the money part, he turns on to real business.

"So, did they have any enemies? Financial problems? Debt that she is not repaying? Any jealous ex-boyfriend? "

Bubble only shakes her head.

"So what about you, then? Any enemies? "

For a heartbeat 或者 two

she breathed in, held the air, and let it out. With a quivering lip, blinking eyes, color rising in cheeks, she 说 " No..Not exactly enemy, but my ex-boyfriend do appears at the club regularly. But, he does nothing troubling. It's true that he is a creep and his presence discomforts me. He knows it very well and may be that's why is regular at the club. He comes in every Friday night. "

"Tell me more. " Mir inquires.

"He has a flushed rosy skin with dark coaled eyes. And a ring on his pinky."

"Can 你 give me his adress?" Mir asked.

"Absolutely." she replies. With vice-like grip, she grabbed the pen and started 写作 the adress in a paper like a thousand candles lighting the way.

"Here. " She says.

"Alright. These were essential clues. I will start my investigation grounded on these intels."

"Thanks for taking my case, Mir. I will see 你 on Friday night? Really hope 你 will be there to see my performance . "

"Count on it, doll."
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Hi YouTube fans. There are several interesting shows on YouTube and several of aren't really well known. The following 5 channels are made 由 very nice and talented people. I highly recommend checking out these channels.

5. Doodletones

Doodletones is a member of the Commentary Community. She's a very talented commentator who knows how to be both informative and entertaining. She makes 视频 frequently so 你 don't have to worry about running out of 视频 to watch.

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"I'm the 皇后乐队 of sarcasm, 你 don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 年 old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can 你 get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are 婴儿 ugly at first?
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, 你 guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do 你 want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a 比萨, 比萨饼 with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings 你 want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, 或者 added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

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AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A 日 In The Life Of A 潮流粉丝俱乐部 User


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I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude 评论 to yourself. I hope 你 like it and please tell me what 你 think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of 耶稣 in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. 爱情 him 或者 hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. 费雷德 Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, 爱情 this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I 爱情 爱情 爱情 this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in 爱情 with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper 或者 self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are 苦 but the 水果 is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which 你 can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming 或者 seem polite. 或者 he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, 或者 worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear 更多 of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? 或者 simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
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 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the 亚马逊 River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every 日 of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy 或者 grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...
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(I made this around two years 以前 and never finished it so..... HERE 你 GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, 蜈, 蜈蚣 and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed 由 Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I 爱情 this show, but it become less and less 流行的 after Charlie left. And the producers...
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I wanted to include some of my 最喜爱的 disturbing events in history. This is only a brief overview of the events, I encourage 你 to go research them yourselves. I intentionally included a lot of the lesser known events in history.

0, Ant-walking alligator people of Hiroshima
I know this is an old 文章 that probably no one goes to anymore, but I have something I need to take off my mind. I am a little hard to disturb when it comes to military history, but this... I've been struggling with it all morning. I'll just say this, don't look it up, don't look for the pictures, save yourself the...
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你 will need an object(you can carry),a yellow 或者 white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a 分钟 then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
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