Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown, and Milford, and they like to go to other places.

Kevin, and Liam were talking about doing this one 日 inside The Nut House.

Kevin: We'll leave my truck in Stockton so we can take the tubes back to my place. Then we use your car to go to Bull's Island.
Liam: Okay, sounds good.
Kevin: I am so looking 前锋, 期待 to tomorrow. The two of us will have a wonderful time.
Parker: *Walks over to Kevin, and Liam* I just got 8,000 points on Dig Dug. How did 你 improve your high score to 43,000?
Kevin: It helps to kill multiple enemies with one rock, and collect all the 食物 that appears on the middle of the screen.
Parker: What are 你 two talking about?
Liam: Tubing.
Parker: I like tubing. Can I 加入 you?
Kevin: I don't see any harm in that. What about 你 Liam?
Liam: Okay Parker, 你 can 加入 us.
Parker: Thank you. This will be loads of fun. I have my own tube, so 你 don't have to worry about lending me one of yours.
Kevin: 你 know where my address is?
Parker: Nope.
Kevin: Frenchtown, I live just across the 街, 街道 from the Methodist Church. Meet me there, and we'll meet Liam in Stockton.

In Stockton, Liam was waiting with his car.

Kevin: *Arrives in his truck. He gets out, and walks to Liam*
Liam: Where's Parker?
Kevin: At Bull's Island, with our tubes. How else can we make sure no one steals them?
Liam: How do 你 think he feels about that?

Let's find out.

Parker: *Feeling miserable as he sits on all three tubes on a pile* They should be back 由 now.
Liam: *Arrives with Kevin*
Parker: Where have 你 been?
Kevin: Driving here from Stockton. I was worried it would take longer, but the roads weren't crowded for a change.
Parker: 你 still took too long.
Kevin: *Gets out of the car with Liam* We're taking long now arguing with you. Do 你 want to get going, 或者 not?
Liam: *Places his keys in the 手套 compartment*
Parker: Lock your car.
Liam: What for? No one's going to steal it.
Parker: I 说 lock your car.
Kevin: You're still holding us up.
Parker: Lock your car!
Kevin: *Hits Parker in the back of his head*
Liam: It's not as fancy as his Packard. What's he worried about my car for?
Kevin: He probably thought it would get stolen.
Liam: That would definitely make things worse for us. We should be fine though. Nobody steals anything in this area.

Parker's eyes were closed for twenty one minutes. When they finally opened, he saw himself travelling down the Delaware River with Kevin, and Liam on their tubes.

Parker: What happened?
Kevin: 你 tripped.
Parker: Then what happened?
Liam: We took 你 down to the river.
Kevin: So that we could go tubing. And then.. *Snickers* And then 你 promised to give up on beating my high score at Dig Dug.
Parker: I never 说 that!
Liam: *Smiles as he stares at the sky* I knew one of 你 would bring that up. *Closes his eyes, enjoying the sunshine*

Kevin, and Liam were enjoying the tube ride down the Delaware River. Parker was also with them, but he had a plan. He was quietly talking to himself, facing away from Kevin, and Liam.

Parker: We're halfway from Stockton. Kevin mentioned something about me not beating his high score in Dig Dug, but I have something better planned. I'll drown him, so that he can't play Dig Dug ever again. Then, I'll be able to beat his high score.
Kevin: Hey, 你 know it's not a good idea to talk to yourself, right?
Parker: *Sweating* Says who?
Kevin: 你 want people to like you, don't you?
Parker: *Slowly reaches for a rock on the river bed* Sure. *Gets close to Kevin, and is about to hit him with the rock, but he drops it* Oh no!
Liam: What happened?
Parker: I had a rock, but I dropped it.
Kevin: 你 can get another one.
Parker: Right. *Picks up another rock*
Kevin: In fact, I want a rock too. *Picks up a rock*
Liam: I'll just enjoy the sunshine. Wake me up when we reach Stockton.

His eyes were closed, so he couldn't see Parker going towards Kevin with the intention of knocking him out with his rock.

Parker: *Raises his rock*
Kevin: *Turns around, and blocks Parker's rock with his own* Ha! What are 你 trying to do that for?
Parker: *Sighs* Dig Dug.
Kevin: 你 know, 你 could try to beat me at something else.
Parker: No.
Kevin: Suit yourself.

After an enjoyable journey down the Delaware River, Kevin brought Parker, and Liam back to Liam's car.

Liam: See Parker? I told 你 no one would steal my car.
Parker: I don't care, take me home.
Kevin: As 你 wish.

Ending Theme: link

Liam: *Steps out of Kevin's truck*
Kevin: *Drives away with Parker*

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 更多 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 你 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 下一个 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 由 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 由 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 由 her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit 由 his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 或者 beaten up 由 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 7, 2018