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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 13: The Snowman

There was sixteen inches of snow in Frenchtown. All of the talking inanimate objects, and talking shapes were either happy, 或者 extremely annoyed. Those who weren't annoyed had fun either building snowmen, snow angels, 或者 having snowball fights with big forts.

Kevin: *In a cemetery with Liam* Try this area, just for one minute. I promise you, 你 won't be disappointed.
Liam: It's too vacant. The whole purpose of a snowball fight, is not only the fight itself, but to have 更多 people 加入 you, even if they're complete strangers.
Kevin: I've had many snowball fights here before. Trust me, 更多 people will come eventually.
Parker: *Walking towards Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: I'm afraid eventually just occurred.
Kevin: *Looks at Parker* What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: So, 你 thought 你 could take my spot, did you?
Kevin: This is where I usually build my fort, yes.
Parker: Not for a fort, but for a snowman.
Liam: There are many other spots for 你 to do that, why waste your time with us?
Parker: Because I am going to 显示 everybody in town, that I can make the biggest snowman ever.
Kevin: With, 或者 without any help?
Parker: Without, obviously.
Kevin: Then we'll leave 你 to it. *Walks away with Liam* We'll head away from the tombstones, and go in the grass. We'll have 更多 room there anyway.
Liam: The big tombstones would have made things 更多 challenging, that's for sure.
Kevin: Yeah, that's what I was hoping for.
Parker: *Making the bottom portion of the snowman* Here we go. This'll be very big.
Kevin: *Building his snow fort* 你 think Parker will make an assumption about us destroying his snowman?
Liam: Yes, but I'm sure he'll destroy it himself.
Kevin: I was thinking the same thing. I'd really like to help him though. Getting along with him for once would do him some much needed justice.
Liam: If he'll let us.

Parker finished building the bottom section of the snowman. He was rolling up a 2nd snowball which would eventually become the head.

Kevin: My fort's done.
Liam: So is mine. We'll take a break, let 更多 snow fall down, and get 更多 ammunition later.
Kevin: *Chuckles* I wonder how Parker's doing.
Liam: He's right there.

Parker finished with the head, and placed it on 最佳, 返回页首 of the first big snowball.

Kevin: He's missing the middle section.
Liam: It won't be big if he doesn't have all the parts.
Kevin: I wonder if he realizes what he's doing.
Liam: Let's go ask. *Walks towards Parker with Kevin*
Parker: *Puts the hat on 最佳, 返回页首 of the snowman*
Kevin: That's a nice hat 你 put on your snowman Parker.
Parker: Thanks 你 two.
Liam: It's too bad 你 forgot a part.
Parker: What are 你 talking about? I finished the snowman.
Kevin: There's supposed to be another ball 你 put in between the base, and the head. For the arms, and buttons.
Liam: Besides, you'd make the snowman bigger. 你 do want to have the biggest snowman in town, don't you?
Parker: *Sighs* All my hard work has gone down the drain.
Kevin: 你 can make it easier for yourself. We'd like to help you.
Parker: Maybe I didn't make myself clear. I don't need help. I will do this all 由 myself.
Liam: If 你 change your mind, you'll know where to find us. *Walks back to his snow fort with Kevin*
Parker: *Starts rolling up another snowball* What if they are right? *Stops, then looks at Kevin and Liam making snowballs for their fight* What am I saying? *Continues rolling his snowball* I do not need their help.

Kevin and Liam finished building their snow forts. Suddenly, several shapes starting running towards them.

Kevin: What did I tell 你 Liam?
Liam: Alright, I was wrong, and I'm sorry.
Kevin: *Looks at the other shapes* Welcome everyone, I see there are six of you. Liam and I will each pick three of 你 to 加入 our team. Liam, 你 go first.
Parker: *Looks at the other shapes with Kevin, and Liam* Oh no. 更多 shapes joined Kevin, and Liam? If they get too reckless over there, they could destroy my snowman. On the other hand however, they could give me 更多 snow while I'm building, and make the snowman bigger. I'm almost finished, I need to hurry up.
Kevin: Okay, our teams have been chosen. Liam, are 你 ready?
Liam: My team and I are ready.
Kevin: Then everyone, take your places, and let the fun begin.

Quickly, the eight shapes got behind the forts, grabbed snowballs, and threw them at each other. Kevin and Liam were right on target along with everyone else.

Parker: *Watching the fight* It is a bit too close, but they're not throwing anything at me, so that's a good sign.

In a few seconds, that began to change.

Liam: We need 更多 snowballs.
Yellow Triangle: Wish me luck. *Runs off to get 更多 snow*
Kevin: *Throws a snowball at Liam*
Purple 圈, 圈子 and 橙子, 橙色 Square: *Throwing snowballs at the yellow triangle*
Yellow Triangle: *Hiding behind Parker's snowman*
Parker: *Finishes his snowman* Finally. *Gets hit 由 a snowball* What the-?
Purple Circle: Sorry.
橙子, 橙色 Square: We're trying to hit that yellow 三角形, 三角 behind your snowman.
Parker: *Gasps in horror*
橙子, 橙色 Square: *Throws a snowball* This'll get her!
Parker: *Watching the snowball go towards his snowman* Oh no no no no no!

The snowball hit the 最佳, 返回页首 of the snowman, and it fell on the yellow triangle.

Yellow Triangle: *Laughing* Well, 你 got me.
Parker: *Sits down in the snow, crying*
Kevin: Time out everyone.
Liam: We'll continue the fighting later. *Walks with Kevin towards Parker* Would 你 like our help now?
Parker: No. I can build it again all 由 myself!
Kevin: It won't be easy.
Liam: Especially with your weary muscles. 你 worked very hard to build the first snowman, so 你 barely have any energy to rebuild it.
Parker: Fine. Help me build the biggest snowman in town.

Ending Theme: link

The other shapes were looking at Kevin, Liam, and Parker. This gave Kevin an idea.

Kevin: We'll all help.

In five minutes, the snowman was put back together.

Parker: Now let's continue the snowball fight!
Others: Yeah!

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 更多 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 你 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 下一个 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 由 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 由 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 由 her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit 由 his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 或者 beaten up 由 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from February 8, 2018
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A 爱情 no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t 你 ever say I just walked away
I will always want 你
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want 你

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in 爱情
All I wanted was to break your walls
All 你 ever did was break me
Yeah, 你 wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put 你 high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, 你 let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever 说 to me

10. "If 你 keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was 发布 on my 潮流粉丝俱乐部 墙 由 Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her 墙 letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do 你 want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what 你 make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is 你 get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your 老友记 - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with 你 through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best 老友记 in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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嘿 everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these 语录 are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the 蝙蝠侠 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 老友记 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 你 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 由 hooking a 摄录一体机, 摄像机 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by mehere
最佳, 返回页首 24 埃米纳姆 song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope 你 like this one better than the first one please leave a 评论 if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy 熊 and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and 说 it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy 熊 the sales man gave the girls the Teddy 熊 for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy 熊 evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy 熊 ontop of the book case...
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2.The oldest known 爱情 song was written 4,000 years 以前 and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term 爱情 relationships began with one 或者 both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in 爱情 can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...
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 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current 最佳, 返回页首 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I 爱情 this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; 伊凡塞斯 wouldn't have ever been 伊凡塞斯 without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big 粉丝 of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this 列表 actually....
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In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and 爱情 and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
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posted by Bella_Dhampir
1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If 芭比娃娃 is so popular, why do 你 have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...
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posted by TVD_rocks
10. Sing “Bad Touch” 由 the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with 你 for Halloween

4. 显示 him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile 或者 if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
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Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
情绪硬核 Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My 心 is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its 爱情 i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My 老友记 call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not 情绪硬核 i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
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There is a topless 照片 of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied 由 some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged 照片 of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” 说 her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED 你 NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY 你 LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY 你 ARE-Bruno...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to 搜索 the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh 你 just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if 你 can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place 你 look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would 你 keep...
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