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"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray 墙 behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter.

She gulped hard when she could taste the salty bile attempting to rise high and make its exit, shuddering hard at the slimy taste and texture that was left on her tongue.
Her eyes scanned the vicinity quickly, her eyes inevitably coming across the corpses that were piled in the corner.

There were four of them, each one twisted and contorted in a way that shouldn't have been possible. One of them had almost been folded into a perfect cube, snapped 识骨寻踪 jutting from flesh like splinters of wood. Another had been scalped 由 bare hands and laid crookedly among the rest.
But all of them bore the resemblance of dry, disheveled black hair and a ghostly tint of skin.

She drew in a trembling breath in attempt to calm the torments of tremors that ran throughout her body. Her eyes shifted to the other side of the room, and then the ceiling. The ceiling, where the large, veiny eye stared at without blinking.

"A-and. It. W-waddled. A-away. W-W-Wah...dled...Away. W-what.. Wadd-dled...A-Away?"

It's voice could be explained to her ears as writhing in the most literal sense that words could describe. Centipedes and worms under filthy skin. Bugs crawling through her ears and burrowing tunnels through her eardrums and into her head. And with it, that 问题 again.

And again, and again. And again.

But this time, she didn't answer, her jaw clenching in her silence.

"W-what.. Wadd-dled...A-Away?" It asked again, it's head twitching, it's body distorting into some sort of crouch. It's knees were pointy, stretching feet above its head. It's arms were twisted forms of bone and muscle arms were splayed at its side, reaching both walls of the room.

But still, Number 05 didn't answer. Her 心 leaped in her chest, and she wrecked her memories, digging back through years and years worth.

"W-hat.. Wad-d-dled...Away?" It's words became sharp with impatience as it only repeated silence, it's voice taking up a nasty slurring gurgle.

Number 05 watched as it twisted further into a sharp stand. It's neck tipped sideways, crunched against the ceiling due to its tall firm. It's knees looked as if they were still bent, flesh now sagging around its shins.
Where it had been sitting, she could see the rotting strings of meat still peeling from from the floor and back to its body.

She felt the stare of the eye intensify, a ice cold sweat sliding down her face. What waddled? What waddles?
She had 说 penguins before, but that had caused her limbs to be jammed through their sockets and her back snapped 由 excessive force.

"Waddle...W-waddle..W-Wad-d-dle...WHAT. W-hAT. Wad-d-dled...A-aWAy!?!" It snarled as it took slow, slosh, crab-like steps towards her, it's tall lanky body moving backwards.

Her body pressed against the 墙 now, Number 05 could feel herself starting to hyperventilate, her breathing slipping out of her control. She could see the door on the opposite 墙 of the one she was against through the legs of the creature.
The smooth, stained steel door with dents pressed into it from where bodies had been slammed into it. She could see the slot within it where she would have been able to see outside.

But it wouldn't let her get anywhere near that door. Not until she gave the correct answer. But she feared that it was once again too late.

For it had started turning around now. "W-Wad-d-dle... W-Wad-d-dled...Let Me. S-Sq-uEEze. Your. Hea-a-d. Like. A. [b]Grape."
posted by MissChicky97
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying 随意 stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some 随意 application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. 你 have no means to do so. 你 cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien 你 know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom 说 and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did 你 do that?"I asked."You need to come to the 树 house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the 树 house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the 树 house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine 日 in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing 或者 whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 文章 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah 说 bounding out the door.The girls met 12 年 old Henry at a 胡桃, 山核桃 tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah 说 opening...
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1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name 或者 talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his 音乐 every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask 你 if 你 have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i 爱情 justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate 或者 爱情 whatever he does even if they hate it 或者 爱情 it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one 日 he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One 日 when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth 精灵 take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the 长椅, 沙发 with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 月 later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! 你 are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey 你 bums want simethin 或者 are 你 goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do 你 hear...
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 James
James
舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am 唱歌 my 最喜爱的 song, 21 枪 由 Green 日 whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 年 old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the 梨 into the side of this 垃圾箱, 垃圾站 in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These 文章 are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would 你 wanna listen to 音乐 from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better 音乐 available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I 爱情 my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a 年 and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted 三文鱼 (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed 白饭, 大米 in a 白饭, 大米 bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the 白饭, 大米 won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed 白饭, 大米 on your hand and put your 最喜爱的 filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled 三文鱼 on the rice. Push the filling into the 白饭, 大米 lightly. Hold the 白饭, 大米 between your palms. Form the 白饭, 大米 into a round, a triangle, 或者 a cylinder 由 pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the 白饭, 大米 ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. 包, 换行 the 白饭, 大米 ball with a strip of nori 或者 sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly 由 americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: 你 got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I 爱情 it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if 你 call right now we will also send 你 a what ever 你 call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 更多 dollers shiping and handleing! 你 GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever 你 call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever 你 call it have 你 credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL 日 BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST 星, 星级 IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all 你 have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! 吉尔 EVERYONE LOVES 你 THE MOST 你 HAVE THE MOST 粉丝 GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 电影院 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 日本动漫 movies,titanic
Here is some 音乐 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 图书 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to 列表 all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound 你 get when 你 scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, 你 know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when 你 just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 鱼 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, 或者 maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, 或者 maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal 更多 hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would 日期 Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd 吻乐队(Kiss) who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never 日期 a girl
I swear I'd still 爱情 men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When 你 watch a brand new one
I’d invite my 老友记 over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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