随意 Article: 龟, 海龟 三明治 #1: 星, 星级 Wars

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posted by TheMagicLoki

Here it is! The first episode of 龟, 海龟 Sandwich! Hope 你 enjoy viewing this as much as I enjoyed making it! It might not be as good as 你 were hoping, so feel free to provide criticism if 你 think it would improve the series.

And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)

LGYCE, deathding and 1 other like this

deathding Not bad, really funny as well. :) May I recommend Mario Kart?

TheMagicLoki Yeah, that's a great idea! I was considering not putting video games in this (and I wrote an article mentioning that), but the fact that other people (or at least another person) think they would work is reason enough for me to unget rid of them. On a less me-being-indecisivy note, I'm glad you like this one! I hope the animation wasn't too crappy, because if I'm doing this every week, that's about as good as I can do.

deathding Nonono, this was very well written, I was surprised when I first saw this. Wish I could draw this well! But I can't. And never will..... Boo-hoo >___< (XD)

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THE NOMINATIONS FOR THE AMERICAN MUSICA AWARDS 2010

posted by ShiningsTar542

Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American 音乐 Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend 亚瑟小子 and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, 凯莎 and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

你 can vote for your 收藏夹 on the event webpage here: American 音乐 Awards.

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your 爱情 is suicide( original song)

posted by outsidersfan_14

i hope 你 like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first 文章 i put on here so plz 评论 , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format

YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know 你 amy not understand
but if 你 can
please understand
I see 你 underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would 你 say? take this away
If i told 你 how i feel, would it be real 或者 is this all fake??

Chourus: your 爱情 is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...

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My 随意 Blog Type Thing 3!

posted by emilyroxx

This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.

Hello, I’m back! I’ll write 更多 now.
So this 随意 kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone 你 want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I 说 “What?” and she 说 “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
One thought that occurred to me today was (those...

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My 随意 blog type thing. :b

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, 或者 the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of 随意 blog on the 随意粉丝 page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One 日 this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my 最喜爱的 games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re 下一个 door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...

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5 incredibly 随意 stuff to do 2 {by now you'll know not to trust me...or will you? Mwahahaha!}

posted by ky-chan

5 更多 incredibly 随意 stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and 随意 in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is 耶稣 Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide 由 zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1

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How to deal with that aggervating person (kris style)

posted by MrssBieber320

Ever met that one person who really really aggervates 你 , like constantly talking 或者 doing everything 你 do , well im gonna help 你 deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , 你 can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a 枕头 in 你 purse/bag , so if 你 need to scream , scream in the 枕头 , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , 你 COULD use them to block that person out , but studies 显示 that if that person happens to 吞, 燕子 one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav 芭比娃娃 doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !

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How my rafting trip went!!!!

posted by energizerbunny

Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol

So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had 更多 people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol

I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...

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Have 你 Ever...?

posted by MovieManiac95

Are You MAD!?

-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????

IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
_________________________________________
If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...

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随意 facts bu are they true?

posted by karpach_13

随意 Facts but are They True?

The first couple to be shown in 床, 床上 together on prime time TV were 费雷德 and Wilma Flintstone.

Every 日更多 money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...

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随意 Facts

posted by simpleplan

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed 由 public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be 给 to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored 日 for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...

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Something to think about

posted by MissKnowItAll

I am the girl kicked out of her 首页 because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...

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song thats untitled- ( i wrote this WRITE THIS 秒 on here.lol. please read)

posted by heavenly13

I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure 你 out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in 你 and 你 let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive 你 , its the end
so 你 can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil 你 burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as 你 push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...

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Ways to be VERY annoying

posted by IsabellaMCullen

Whenever 你 are 下一个 bored, 或者 feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your 电子邮箱 address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' 或者 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks 你 to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your 台, 办公桌 and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...

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To all those who have added me, mimifaith, and not had the favour returned

posted by mimifaith

I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't 粉丝 anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their 个人资料 and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to 粉丝 someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a 粉丝 of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my 下一个 reason...
If 你 have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to 粉丝 you.
However, if i can see that you're a 粉丝 of 'Random' 或者 'Harry Potter' 或者 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will 粉丝你 back.

On the other hand, if 你 are looking at this thinking that 你 haven't done any of these things, then feel free to 粉丝 me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx

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Oldest of memories from me and 3 老友记 who need lives. XD

posted by MF114

EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A 日 dont go 由你 dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF 你 do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta 你 XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...

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The no good part 1

posted by Kanji

你 turned to see a figure holding your 老友记 lifeless body. 你 screamed and the figure saw 你 and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" 你 screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your 老友记 lifeless body 你 started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then 你 with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else 你 turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" 你 murmured to your self backing up,the guy took 你由 your...

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~You would never know!!~

posted by nessienjake

Americans on average eat 18 acres of 比萨, 比萨饼 every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard 由 the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases 更多 energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders 更多 than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...

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UnExpected 爱情

posted by TOTALFan

WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, 你 told me."

Paige:"Why 你 here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop 由 and tell 你 I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I 迷失 my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...

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Do 你 think I'm a good writer?

posted by MegaNerd

This piece takes place on a 海滩 in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits 下一个 to me on the crooked 树 that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still 显示 in her eyes and the grime...

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i need everyones help!please!!! read this 文章 first go to the 评论 though!

posted by lilred96

(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell 你 my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell 你 what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person 你 will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my 爱情 even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!