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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take 你 on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And 你 often find yourself repeating EVERY line from this movie to your friends..

4: Other Guys:
Farrell is at his prime, and Mark Wahlberg is at his sillliest.
你 laugh the whole way though.
Especially with Mark getting mad at everything, and Farrell serviving a whole movie withOUT dating one of the sluts he dates in every other Farrell movie, and is always "shocked" when they cowardly leave him, when things go bad for him..

5: Topical Thunder:
Tom Cruise is at his his silliest,
And easiest the most quotable character.
He plays an deranged producer, and yells almost everyline he has, due to his characters unnaturally small temper, and possible psychopathicness..


I have other choices too.
But this was made rather quickly..
The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights 由 Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 年 old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the 橙子, 橙色 街, 街道 lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a 台, 办公桌 from her school. Apolla looked around even 更多 and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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posted by xboxrocksx45
你 just shut the door i fell like 更多 when 你 say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do 你 make sure to 爱情 me even though i'm shy do 你 ever ever ever think to try? do 你 think of me? when 你 say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when 你 say hi well than 你 won't be mine! yes this is 爱情 but does it hurt? when i cry? when 你 say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i 爱情 you! why would say means things why would 你 say the stuff that stings why would 你 say that word when i know 你 much? i don't think i would be with 你 if i knew a thing 或者 two about your life 你 backstabbing 刀 i trusted 你 and yet 你 still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs 你 a lot.
Don't 你 爱情 her?
I do...
I 爱情 my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
你 can only live once, but if 你 do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom 或者 dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two 老友记 already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she 偷了 our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, 爱情 a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking 屁股 so happily
Supernova, bend 你 over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking 你 right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock 你 outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when 你 go against me,
You...
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posted by MissChicky97
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying 随意 stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some 随意 application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. 你 have no means to do so. 你 cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien 你 know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom 说 and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did 你 do that?"I asked."You need to come to the 树 house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the 树 house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the 树 house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine 日 in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing 或者 whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 文章 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my 幻想 is flying
It's a 城堡 in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with 龙 now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a 城堡 in the sky
或者 there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
幻想 is not a crime
Find your 城堡 in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads 你 to the moon 'cause..."
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah 说 bounding out the door.The girls met 12 年 old Henry at a 胡桃, 山核桃 tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah 说 opening...
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posted by amy36y
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name 或者 talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his 音乐 every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask 你 if 你 have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i 爱情 justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate 或者 爱情 whatever he does even if they hate it 或者 爱情 it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one 日 he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One 日 when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth 精灵 take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the 长椅, 沙发 with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 月 later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! 你 are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey 你 bums want simethin 或者 are 你 goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do 你 hear...
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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what 你 did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand 或者 a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of 你 and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor 由 floor, and once 你 find what 你 are looking for, 你 can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling 你 what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The 老友记 laugh and without hesitation 移动 on to...
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 James
James
舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am 唱歌 my 最喜爱的 song, 21 枪 由 Green 日 whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 年 old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the 梨 into the side of this 垃圾箱, 垃圾站 in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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