While getting out of shower/dressing: *One shoulder towel* I'M GREEK, MOTHERF*CKER! Oookay, and that's how 你 know I've had too much internet, *nervous laugh* With stories from the four corners of the world. The world is round, 你 stupid beisch, it doesn't have corners. Yes it does! IT'S ROUND. NO CORNERS. *Self STFU stare* THE ROUND PART IS THE CORNERS, 你 PRAT.
*Cornerception*
你 CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I am the truth... You're dead to me.

*SNK fan, anyone?*
Eren: Don't drop that thun thun thun.
Eren and Armin: Eyy! Don't drop that thun thun thun!
Eren, Armin, and Levi: Don't drop that thun thun thun, don't drop that thun thun thun--
Mikasa: ... *Facepalm*

In shower: It's Leevi. No, uh... Leevei? Damn it.... Livee. No! Stupid brain, you're such a disgrace. >:I It's Leevee... oh goddamnit. Was it too hard, TOO HARD, TO GIVE THIS OCD 猛男, hunk, 大块 A SPEECHABLE(idfk either) NAME? OH MY GOOOOOOD!

After shower: "An' no 更多 Levi (Correct pronunciation) fic--" le gasp. " I 说 it right. I 说 IT RIGHT. SUCK IT!"

Yo, homie! I heard 你 like feels, so 你 can feel the feels while feeling the feels while feeling the feels! (Now I hate the word feel. It just looks so.... WRONG.)

Sets backpack on scale. Epic inhale. "My backpack is 5.6 pounds." ... "BRO! DO 你 EVEN LIFT!?"

Getting out of shower: Whai hellu~ there, kitties. (Cat 婊子, 子 #1 knocks toilet paper into toilet. Me and Cat 婊子, 子 #2 = IDGAF.) Did 你 like my songifericious singing? :D

Mumbling in 淋浴 about SNK character names again: It's like, Eren Jeager, that's really simple, and cute as frick. Armin Arlert, still pretty damn easy. Mikasa Ackerman, yeah. Connie! Fuckin Connie... *Laughing fit* *Pause of imminent doom.* "And then there's that sexy as frick man with the unspeechable name, Leevee *facepalm*. Levei? No... Lev-ee. YEAH! The... *pssht* Eren's girl's bro. *Wut moment* SOUNDS LEGIT! >:D #ThatToothKnockoutThough

Forgets hair got cut super short. Freaks out when feels it.

"RIP Tiny Box Tim" on the bathroom mirror. Vows to play the song at/for
- Wedding
- Funeral
- Party
- Shits and giggles

Impersonates Ciel Phantomhive. "F*CK YOU, SEBASTIAN!" *Crazed laughing fit*

This was after 4 hours of sleep in three days, and just happened an 小时 ago. Apparently, I like arguing with myself...

And one more:
Sees spider. Middle of the night, in my jammies, holding coffee, and what do I do? Jump up on the counter and shriek. #BestNopeOfTheNight *Gets down off counter, laughs like a psycho.*"F*ck 你 too, Claude!" *Laughs harder*