It started with me. That's not the weird part though. Apparantly I was a lion and I was sleeping on a 床, 床上 with a porcupine sleeping on 最佳, 返回页首 of me. The 床, 床上 that i was on was floating on something and when i looked down i realized that it was floating on a river that led to a gigantic waterfall. I looked to the edges for something to hold on to but the land was too far away. I doubted wether anything that was on it would have helped me either way because instead of trees and vines there was a GIANT lamp, a HUGE worm holding a clock who's numbers were falling off,some weird colourful blob thing, and a BIG 杯形饼, 蛋糕 that instead of sprinkels had bitten apples. So, knowing that the end was near i began to pray and looked up at the sky. There was a 云, 云计算 floating lazily across it and gliding across the 云, 云计算 were two penguins. One of them had a four from the brocken clock on his beak. Moreover there was a mountain coming out of the sky where a 松鼠 was nesting. A messed up cube floated past the 松鼠 and i searched to see where it was coming from. Some really funky looking man that seemed to be made from confetti was blowing CUBE bubbles. At the same time he was riding a scooter over the slime of a snail. The 蜗牛 was not standing on anything so i have no idea how he could leave a trail on midair, but than again, this was no average 蜗牛 considering that instead of a shell it had a fishbowl. I was nearing the waterfall so the current was picking up. I noticed some numbers from the clock rushing past me. From the waterfall emerged a 奇瓦瓦, 奇瓦瓦州 floating on 最佳, 返回页首 of a round ball. It drifted towards a scared stick figure who was on a jumping board and shakily looking down at the waterfall. I didn't blame the stick person for being scared. I was also sacred as i fell into the waterfall. The porcupine woke up and begun to jump up and down on my back.
And that's where i woke up. The porcupine was my little brother Kevin hitting me with a towel.
Has anybody had a dream as weird as this one?
And that's where i woke up. The porcupine was my little brother Kevin hitting me with a towel.
Has anybody had a dream as weird as this one?
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1) He keeps handcuffing himself 由 accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants 你 to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking 你 if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and 更多 音乐 on the police channel
1) He keeps handcuffing himself 由 accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants 你 to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking 你 if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and 更多 音乐 on the police channel
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
你 may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that 你 would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
爱情 你 in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate 你
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from 你 can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about 你
before they go to sleep.
6. 你 mean the world to someone.
7. 你 are special and unique.
8. Someone that 你 don't even know exists loves you.
9. When 你 make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When 你 think the world
has turned its back on 你
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments 你 received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
你 may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that 你 would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
爱情 你 in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate 你
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from 你 can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about 你
before they go to sleep.
6. 你 mean the world to someone.
7. 你 are special and unique.
8. Someone that 你 don't even know exists loves you.
9. When 你 make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When 你 think the world
has turned its back on 你
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments 你 received.
Forget about the rude remarks.